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does anyone have any tim is jason's robin type fics.

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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Cut a few people off and it did me good

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This blowjob could've been an email

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i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

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Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

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so many ships this site likes are just like. fellas, is it gay to have a narrative foil 😳😳

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i know its so scary but if the meat that you put in your stainless steel pan is sticking dont move it. you shouldn’t move it. i know youre so scared that its going to go all wrong and that youll have to clean up meat stuck the pan but i promise you just wait. dont move it. lower the heat. give it more time. its going to be okay.

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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im very stoic and nothing has ever hurt my feelings ever in my whole life

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Have more of My Adventures with Superman

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Tumblr doesn't count right? 🦇😜

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Tumblr doesn't count right? 🦇😜

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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery