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The crownless again shall be King.

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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

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Orlando Bloom shares never-before-seen behind-the-scenes Lord of the Rings photos to mark anniversary (x).

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This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

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I secretly dread talking about The Silmarillion out loud, because even though I’ve checked the pronunciation guide, I’m still not 100% sure I’m saying everyone’s name right.

Fuck you, Maedhros.

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For my middle earth homies ❤

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I’ve been sent back until my task is done.

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Preikestolen, Norway by Øystein Aspelund

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jon snow season 1: sad, grumpy, a walking meme

jon snow season 7:

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the only victory of 2016

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I made none of these but I figured we all could use a good laugh :D

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Helcaraxe - Lake Superior ice caves

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60 things LotR and TH fans can do while not watching the movies

1. Read the books 2. Watch the behind the scenes 3. Read fanfictions 4. Write Fanfictions 5. Spend too much money on merchandise 6. Spend too much money on going to conventions 7. Draw fanart 8. Make a cosplay 9. Take the Ring to Mordor 10. Go to New Zealand 11. Cry because you can’t go to New Zealand 12. Go on an adventure 13. Have second breakfast 14. Spend too much time on Tumblr 15. Scream ‘NAZGUL’ when you hear a loud screeching noise 16. Whenever you see a big bird scream 'The Eagles are coming!’ 17. Take the Hobbits to Isengard 18. Go to conventions 19. Cry because you can’t go to conventions 20. Watch all YouTube videos related to TH and LotR 21. Watch all YouTube videos related to your favorite actors 22. Take back Erebor 23. Celebrate Durins Day 24. Sing 'They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard’ 25. Do the dishes like the dwarves 26. Sing 'Misty Mountains’ 27. Don’t loose the previous 28. Stay in front of strangers and shout 'You Shall not pass!’ 29. Keep the ring secret and save 30. Use a sword to kill spiders 31. Learn sword fighting 32. Learn archery 33. Listen to the LotR and TH soundtrack 34. Eat like Bombur 35. Then run like Bombur in DoS 36. Or don’t run like Bombur and end up looking like Bombur 37. Wear a dwarvish/elvish hairstyle 38. Walk barefoot 39. Write all your essays about Middle Earth 40. Name all 13 dwarves as fast as possible (I managed to do it in 3 seconds) 41. Learn elvish/Khuzdul 42. Daydream about Middle Earth 43. Lose your way (twice) 44. Create fan accounts (Instagram, Tumbler, Facebook….) 45. Make edits 46. Kill dragons 47. Read the Silmarillion 48. Go to the book store and buy all the Tolkien books 49. Loose the ponies 50. Throw a party at Bilbo’s house 51. Watch all the movies/TV shows of your favorite actors 52. Try to do the Gollum voice 53. Get a sore throat from doing the Gollum voice 54. Have a food fight 55. Sing Hobbit drinking songs 56. Quote TH and LotR as much as you can 57. Never stop talking about TH and LoTR 58.Whenever you see a red sunrise quote Legolas 59. Try finding as many pictures of your favorite character 60. Spend too much time on creating a Tumblr post

A big Thank you to allow the fellow Tolkien fans who helped me to come up with this long list

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Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.