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Help! Everytime I look in the mirror I call myself homophobic slurs

you walk up to someone. you clear your throat. you open your mouth. you try to speak. your eyes go wide as you realise with horror

you are voiced by chris pratt

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@uncle-scavenger @k-huckabee3 @medic981 @dadpat--tactual

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Astrophotographer, in Idaho, captures falling meteor fireball.

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Honk

Trans girls be like honk

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His name is Canonhaus! He's a pov character in, "From a Certain Point of View: The Empire Strikes Back." He once striped naked with a bunch of Stormtroopers in a lake while the Empire glassed the planet he was on, and he was part of the operation to murder the survivors of Alderaan in refugee convoys.

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

RIP to the unnamed captain who got his bridge wrecked by an asteroid.

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I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

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So today I realized that these two people

Are played by these two actors

Who ALSO play THESE two people

I have no idea what this information means

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#ITS ABOUT THE FOUND FAMILY

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take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

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Watching this in the age of covid is wild. They really did just walk into a store and like shove pillows in their faces without any idea who's touched them.

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Anakin stabs Shaak Ti through the back as she meditates at the Jedi Temple. It's a deleted scene in episode 3 that's her cannon death (she's died in so many ways.) Yoda sees a vision of it in the Netflix season of the Clone Wars.

Bad Batch Chilling/Dark Moments

Depa’s final, desperate scream as she tells Caleb/Kanan to run

Shaak Ti’s (is that her???) body being carried out on a stretcher on Kamino and her lightsaber rolling to the ground

Echo’s shock and panic as he wakes to find his head being scanned by strange medical equipment

On Onderon when you realize that Tarkin had sent the Bad Batch to go kill civilians (including children and the elderly) 

Crosshair’s ‘good soldiers follow orders’ at the start of the episode and him clutching the side of his head at the end, when we finally know that his chip is responsible

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Star Trek Characters Tell the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

In honor of Star Wars day!

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Cut them some slack they're like 11

"This is not what it looks like commander"

"we were gonna put them back, we SWEAR."

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Me opening HBO Max first thing Monday morning.

HBO: Hey, btw there's a new John Oliver.

Me:

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Prove it Emily, what are the digits on the front of your credit card, the full name, and the numbers on the back

I literally can't lie, by the way.. if I try, I experience intense stress and nausea. I can't even do white lies or lies of omission, or say anything I don't actually believe. Sarcasm is fine, jokes are fine, but I can't say anything untrue when I'm serious. I think it's because a few years ago I'd lied about a lot of stuff for a long time and after coming clean about it all I was afraid it could happen again and start all over. And now I just can't lie anymore.