beastengine - Tumblr blog

[beastengine]

i would get shot with guns for fun if it didnt kill you

[beastengine]

saw a vid of someone cumming from tattooing their own dick earlier today. maybe i should pursue tattooing

[beastengine]

fucking the vending machine until the packet of chips that got stuck falls down (thats it cumming)

i wanna fuck a vending machine

[beastengine]

i wanna fuck a vending machine

[beastengine]

had an anesthetized tooth pulling dream last night, super hot.

although the culprit was like, a cartoonishly stereotypical mad scientist girl. lol.

[beastengine]

so mad i cant cum big unless im bein squeezed like a lemon up in there, opens many doors for teasing "where was this before?" and so on.

[beastengine]

fucking an alt guy with his jeans half-down because he doesn’t have the patience to take his big boots off

[beastengine]

cant wait to fuck on every square foot of my lovers new place

[beastengine]

[beastengine]

i l9ve silly sex so much, i love getting to giggle and play and make dumb jokes

[beastengine]

im a brain genius for this i havent stopped thinking about it

i needa be fully permeated

[beastengine]

being forced to remake a subway sandwich half a dozen times while being berated for your manners

[beastengine]

like im already being subservient but i also have to use the phrases that make me roll my eyes when i see them in erotica? can someone cringe so hard they cum?

it would be super hot to have an american dom that makes you use all the ridiculously subservient american phrases like "yes miz" and "ma'am" and excessive pleases and thank yous and how may i help yous.

noooo you can make me do whatever you want just dont make me talk like a tv show character

[beastengine]

it would be super hot to have an american dom that makes you use all the ridiculously subservient american phrases like "yes miz" and "ma'am" and excessive pleases and thank yous and how may i help yous.

noooo you can make me do whatever you want just dont make me talk like a tv show character

[beastengine]

[beastengine]

just saw my shadow on the wall god damn i am so hot everyone is right to want to tear me to shreds

[beastengine]

the so-called "PIV Setup" has been a popular choice for Sex since time immemorial