In the dentist waiting room and I have to deal with Journey. You don't understand. This is all my family listens to. Shitty classic rock. I'm so sick of it. I want to stab their Amazon Echo Show so they can no longer play it and I can live in peace
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I can't with the header image for the religion tw tag
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TIL Hold Hands is an actual Pokémon move
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What is the funniest pokemon move
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thank god for penises i love penises so much
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: TITTY CITY
Verdict: DENIED
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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geoguessr hardmode is just "you've been dropped onto a USAmerican stroad" like. that could be literally anywhere in the continental US
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𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖘…
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Does anyone know of any chubby guy musicians besides Jack Black
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just pulled a whole hair outta my ass. surreal experience
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