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and i was so young when i behaved 25 yet now i find i have grown into a tall child

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kink at pride discourse is crazy if u see someone wearing a pup mask in 90 degree heat you shouldn't be worried about your comfort you should be worried about theirs... babe r u drinking enough water....
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sorry sweetie, mommy's vyvanse prescription didn't get refilled so you're gonna have to find something outside to eat tonight
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some people would rather eat a stunning cunt, than do a cunning stunt
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss
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Barbie Rupunzel has always been my favourite so this is for little 5 year old me who loved dragons and wanted to be an artist when she grew up.
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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see
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a woman is a changeling, always shifting shape
SOPHIE NÉLISSE as SHAUNA SHIPAMAN
YELLOWJACKETS
KING by FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE
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"Lottie's crazy" "lottie started a cult" sorry that the trees like her vibe and can tell yours is off..
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