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Pov Sylvia Plath

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Ugh guys finals week is so crazy I have so much to dooo

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Flying my college bunk bed half mast during finals week in solidarity of all those who don’t survive exams

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Second more sinister option, diva slay 2000s Ross Lynch as Austin from Austin and Ally

paul mccartney

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Annie from the hit Musical Annie: the sun will come out tomorrow!

David Hume: no

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Barbie Rapunzel with her magic paint brush

Who’s the bitch they keep on retainer at Lumon to paint foreboding wall size oil paintings on a 12 hour deadline

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Me when I’m looking for a philosopher to explain how you can have know you have hands

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I can’t speak for southern marching band comp practices but it’s so funny to me that here in corn field central the CMMB would be sorted into the smallest class size but they would absolutely win all the caption awards and grand champs while the big 150 person class 7A band would be scowling with their tail between their legs

lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

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What if my dream job is Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum where I get to watch the 2 little gay men realize they love each other and wrangle the monkey that keeps pissing on everything

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Yeah I know the three fifty shades of grey movies obviously they are fifty shades of grey, fifty shades darker, and fifty shades darker darker and eventually we just have Black

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Me when I first booted up stardew valley

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At this point not even a gunshot to the head is halting my thoughts

Till death to us part is not a clause that applies to my fucking head dear lord

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Third option Sisyphus rolls his boulder into the experience machine

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Instead of leaving my head and my heart on the dance floor I left my last ounce of sanity inbetween Plato’s forms

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Thinking about how I somehow convinced myself that the line was you could kiss a hundred billion boys and I said how’d she get that many in there? Is that ethical? Can the bar really occupy that many boys? Where did they come from?

it's like Chappel Roan said. you could keep a hundred boys in jars

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Deleting 10 year old me’s animal crossing new leaf save file my sophomore year of high school was like burning the library of Alexandria

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Everyone tell me good job for making it through midterms without swan diving off the top of watty

being in college is either "wow this is great this is so much better than high school I love it here" or "I need to jump off of the roof of bleepus hall right fucking now"