bitches will go into pyromancy during college and then be surprised that there aren’t any viable career options in the field like LMAO girl we don’t use braziers anymore!!! this isn’t the age of darkness!!!
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you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since
who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x
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I don’t care about the twitter people’s replies to this I want the white whales of the literary salon tastemakers on tumblr
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been there, king
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Arnaud Montagard
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hes not just a 30 or 40 year old man to me. hes literally me
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WHEN ARE PEOPLE TSLKING ABOUT THIS
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(hears something outside my tent) it was probably nothing
brain cell #61423: maybe it was a gougar
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