so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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reasons to get top surgery:
boobs 😡😭😔🥲😮💨
reasons why not to get top surgery:
boobs 🤭😋😄🥰😍
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I think we should talk more about how being embarrassed is not necessarily a sign of romantic love
Because society makes us believe this is some sort of rule.
You can feel embarrassed in the presence of someone you admire.
You can feel embarrassed in the presence of someone you think is aesthetically pleasing without feeling other kind of attraction.
You can feel embarrassed if someone gives you an unexpected compliment.
And in many other situations.
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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*timeline restored*
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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?
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hey. it was always shitty and damaging. to repost art without artists' permission. but now that midjourney is known to be scraping tumblr. if you repost something from artists without permission. i am literally coming into your house and committing violence upon all of your personal belongings
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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
The professional disgust, I'm living
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Members of the Osage Nation at the 2024 Academy Awards
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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas
No, mom, that’s not….
Oh I see what you did there
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