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I think people have forgotten what an album is supposed to be
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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
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Not even touching on the systemic discrimination of fat people with this one: I think a lot of thin people have yet to reflect on just how much stuff fat people get hate for. These are some things that get seen as - and frequently very explicitly described/presented as - disgusting or funny when fat people do it:
- walking
- running
- standing up
- sitting down
- any sport
- dancing
- expressing hunger
- eating
- breathing
- sweating
- showing skin
- adjusting clothing
- appearing in pictures or videos
- feeling romantic or sexual attraction
- acting on romantic or sexual attraction
- being the target of romantic or sexual attraction
And anecdotally I'd say it's worst among teenagers. Just. Please consider the work it takes to even feel like a person, when this much of your humanity is reduced to a punchline during your formative years. Almost every normal part of existing comes with a side of contempt. You don't get to count. You're continuously reminded of how uacceptable you are. I'm not saying every fat person experiences this, or to the exact same degree. Of course not. But many do, and none should. If you're someone who's made it through that, or you're living through it right now - you are so fucking strong.
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wanted to jump in on the 13 ghosts thang and say my wife won a regional title for monster monarch in our state and one of the nights she did the princess from 13g! Here is her costume (every single cut is stoned)
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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
Was originally going to keep this in my inbox forever because it's so beautiful and perfect, but I think the world needs to see your wife's incredible work. This is so stellar and cool. I'm especially in love with the knife.
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HELP
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one of the great texts of the modern era
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scylla Mouth perfec t size for put sailor in to s\ail! inside very Soft and Comfort sailor sail safely put sailor in Scylla Mouth. Put Sailor In Scylla Mouth. no problems ever in scyylla mouth because good Shape and Support for sailor ship weak of big ship mast. Ascylla Mouth yes a place for a sailor put sailor in scylla mouth can trust scylla for giveing good love to sailor. friend scylla
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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.
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i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind
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UPDATE
I've given him an accessory to enhance his beauty
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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Just ate 2/3 of the way through a babybel cheese but stopped because I got full
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one thing that will always be peak comedy to me is taking a phrase that has an adjective and two nouns and playing in the space that's generated by intentionally misinterpreting which noun the adjective applies to.
The best most ubiquitous example I have is "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?". Obviously it means "shrimp, fried rice", but thinking of it is "shrimp-fried rice" is the funnier alternative.
My girlfriend said the phrase "orange cat collar" earlier and I was like "you mean they make collars specifically for orange cats? That's kinda fucked up. That's cat-racist." knowing full well she meant an orange collar. And I will never stop doing it. It will always be funny.
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