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Answering questions over on IG @ intheshadowofyggdrasil. Send me some stuff :)

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Chest // Delts

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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I don't know what that person meant by it, but if it were me sending that "you look 45" anon I would have genuinely meant that as a compliment.

45 statistically is one of the most attractive ages a man can be.

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mutuals you'd purposefully undress in front of in a locker room

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🖤

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I don’t know how to pose my back. Someone send help?

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i hope i’m not just a mutual to you, but also a friend, and deeply deeply fuckable

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It's so fucked up that people think being gay is a choice. It's mandatory

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you can still blow me tho

sorry, babygirl, but i can’t breed a swiftie

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sorry, babygirl, but i can’t breed a swiftie

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@ other simple twink: I'm down to go (down on) in on this daddy together if you want

Missed Connections Roman’s Tumblr Edition

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i, too, am a simple twink. i would get on my knees and worship you no questions ask

I have the capacity for multiple consecutive or concurrent twinks. Get to it. 😜

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I am a simple twink who would like to lick your chest at the club tbh

Well get to licking then 😉

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Buddy I regret to inform you that I have developed platonic parasocial feelings for you. I caught myself looking at a gentlemens tattoo today and thinking "oh I bet friend bigboysdrinksmilk would love this" before realising we have never actually spoken outside of anon asks and we are not in fact friends. At this point idk how i would even strike up a convo with you, also we live several countries away. Anyway I'm making lasagna do you want some?

You can always send me things you think I’ll like :)

I’m not super active on here and keep notifications off so my ADHD doesn’t blast my entire brain anytime the phone buzzes but my messages are always open.

How meaty is the lasagna 👀