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So I went to read the Kids Online Safety Act, thinking that it couldn't possibly be as bad as what people are making it out to be, I mean I'm a lawyer and expert in statutory interpretation, it can't be that bad, right?

Oh no. KOSA IS that bad. It will literally eradicate queer people online.

The bill says that a "covered platform" - broadly defined as "anything on the internet a minor might use" which is literally the entire fucking internet- has a "duty" to protect minors from anything that might harm them, including "sexual exploitation" and other undefined terms

It also gives state attorneys general the ability to sue to enforce it.

So here's exactly what's gonna happen:

Wacko republicans, as they've been doing with increasing force this year and last, are going to sue any and every website in existence, saying that the mere existence of LGBT people online constitutes sexual abuse of minors. And websites are gonna be so afraid of not doing the most that they'll just axe all LGBT everything.

Like. Republicans have been calling all LGBT people groomers and child molesters for years. The lead Republican literally admitted this bill will be used to attack trans people.

This bill is BAD bad. I'm appalled that democrats are lining up behind what is clearly a republican Trojan horse to eradicate LGBT people from the entire internet.

Call your senator

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i think i need to get my device checked out

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k lemme just fix the matchups graphic and i'll put the round up right away

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shit shit shit the queue didnt work did it

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Hi again! sorry for the long hiatus, since it's summer and i have more time on my hands, i'll be unpausing the bracket & possibly hosting a second one for anyone who didn't get into the first! the next round of polls (i think we're on the finals already, wow) will go up in 3 days(on July 4) at 12 PM PST!

thanks for your patience :)

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Man I just found this poll I could've submitted Patrick Jane (non canon bisexual but the way he looks at men it feels implied)

i may do a second bracket for characters that missed this round, so you might be able to get him in that one!

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Hi! small thing came up so the finals will take a little longer to post and arrange, sorry!

another note: i got TONS pf propaganda in the last week, so if you sent any for a character that has been eliminated this round, i likely won't post it for the sake of my own sanity lmao

so sorry about that! the finals will hopefully go up by the end of this month, thanks for your patience :)

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I sent the wrong img nevermind 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

OH oops lmao ill delete it

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alright, i'll give you percy jackson propoganda

Percy took on Ares and won at the age of 12. he took on the Curse of Achilles at 15, and then destroyed Hades's army of undead, and held a sword to Hades's throat. Then led a demigod army to hold all of Manhattan against Kronos's army, and succeeded long enough to defeat Kronos.

Percy was born half-god. He made Mount Saint Helen's explode because his father is Poseidon, god of the sea yes, but also earthshaker. He can talk to all sea-life, breathe under water, and control the ocean. Annabeth, his girlfriend dropped her knife in the ocean while he was scouting and he immediately came to help her. He can make hurricanes.

Percy showed up to his own funeral after like 2 weeks of being presumably "dead." He also went to Tartarus, fought his way through hoards of monsters there, and then took the Doors of Death back up to the surface world (with Annabeth because we can't ignore her contributions, and an amnesic titan who he manipulated into helping him; adding that because he's also cunning and extremely street smart).

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Propaganda for Luz:

Luz showed up to the demon realm version of prom in a tux and a tutu and if that’s not the most bisexual thing ever than I don’t know what is.

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Percy is literally in one of the few m/f ships that can survive Tumblr. He's an icon.

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percy sent the head of medusa to the gods in a box at 12 years old just bc they're assholes

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The gods offered Percy immortality, he turned it down, got in their faces and said "Maybe pay attention to your kids instead."

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ok fine yes I will submit percy jackaon propaganda

-literally almost went to hell because a cute guy he just met when he was 12 gave him some shoes and he was like "omg ok anything for you"

-Actually went to hell for his girlfriend + then almost died for her in the river stix

-he has a thing for blondes idk what to tell you, annabeth, luke, jason...

-was asked to become a god and declined it bc the gods are assholes and he didn't want to leave his gf

-sword bisexual

-he is attracted to men, women, and those inbetween idk what to tell you its there if you read the books

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WAIT I HAVE PERCY PROPAGANDA he’s literally a Greek hero and has nearly died soo many times, was dipped in the river styx and became invulnerable for a while, refused godhood because he loved his girlfriend too much, helped his angel of a mom kill the abusive stepdad, went to Tartarus and survived, told a couple actual gods off and told them to treat their kids better

cmon he’s literally half god! with canon adhd and dyslexia!

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percy jackson literally held up the sky like atlas and nearly died (but he got a cool white streak of hair from it that matched his girlfriends, who also nearly died)

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Percy literally went through hell and back, told god himself to suck his dick and care about his kids more, refused immortality, killed three gods, fought the literal LORD OF TIME, is a human nautical GPS, also he fought in a world ending war and thats not even counting what happened in heroes of olympus

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