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i can. goodnight.
#the problem isn't even necessarily musician biopics as a concept the problem is that they always follow the exact same 'humble/unexpected#origins sudden meteoric success temporary corruption by fame and final return to glory' template bc that's the easiest way to condense#a whole life into a 2ish hour film so they all inevitably sand away all the interesting and unique facets of the person's life to fit that#mold so you have dozens of movies with the exact same story in slightly different packaging that don't actually capture the person#they're supposed to be about
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Another day, another Maureen Johnson book announcement that isn't SoL 4...
Maureen Johnson announced a 6th Truly Devious book.
...we're never getting Shades of London 4, are we
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what was wrong with this guy's parents
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not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he
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If I got a successful YouTube channel making reviews, I too would give my father a 38 hour video segment to talk about his special interest media.
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"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
#rip to everyone who followed me for soc content and has gotten flooded with succession posts for the last year#real troopers
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Ok I promise that I'll shut the fuck up about the dog metaphor after this but: Kaz being Haskell's rabid dog and Jesper being Aditi's little rabbit is honestly diabolical..... what do dogs do but chase rabbits and what do rabbits do but flee dogs. Kaz is chasing an image of Jordie he's never going to be able to catch, and Jesper will never let himself be caught, because that would mean facing up to... A lot of things! and honestly he's probably worried about what the hell Kaz would do if he did catch him! so they keep running, and maintain the weird distance and impasse between them. and unless Kaz can learn to drop that persona, that's how it has to be. and honestly. what the fuck.
#posts that make you want to pace your room like a disheveled middle-aged divorced detective#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#six of crows
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It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.
#like idk how to tell you this bestie but every single one of them has a kill count. yes even wylan.#prime example of getting so caught up in the aesthetics or character types that you miss the actual reality of what happens in#a story#also i'm not sure serial killer is even an accurate description#similar to when people started referring to inej as an assassin. like bestie that is straight up not what she does. and if it was she's#doing a terrible job. the books tell you a million times that she's a spy#to be clear this isn't an 'uwu kaz did nothing wrong' post esp bc most of the time when ppl call him this they're not actually criticizing#his actions. it's just a pattern i noticed. if anything its a 'stop sanitizing the rest of the crows' post.#but it is interesting to me that kaz is the only character that people will really joke about having killed people#something something you've bought into the dirtyhands legend#i feel like i've made some version of this post in the past but i don't remember so you're hearing it again#six of crows#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#nina zenik
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guess who fucking died
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On one hand, the Succession funko pops are an atrocity before God and man. On the other hand, we're now that much closer to a Kendall Roy American Girl doll.
#so. you know. there are positives here#his starter accessories are a smartphone a black amex and a childs ipad w coke smeared on it#side note every time i see a pic of the roman one in the box i have to physically stop myself from rebloging it with the 'well can we get#him out???' gif. my self control is hanging by a thread#succession#kendall roy
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“Why do Americans celebrate St. Patrick’s Day like that?” “Why do Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo like that, we don’t even celebrate it in Mexico?” IT IS AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AND EAT FOOD. Every popular American holiday is an excuse to get drunk and eat food. Labor Day. Veterans Day. Memorial Day. Halloween. Valentines Day. Fuck it, Leif Erikson Day. My family celebrates Guy Fawkes Day, for some reason.
#there's nothing americans like more than adopting a holiday from another country with only the vaguest sense of what its about#and then using that as an excuse to get drunk and eat themed food. its basically the national pastime
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