At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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google citing ao3 as a source is so unhinged
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still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
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Aces and aros included; if you don't fuck then love and the same in reverse
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Person A: “I’m so tired, I think I’m going to go to bed.”
Person B: “You literally just got up.”
Person A: “….What’s your point?”
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Once you were sure you wouldn’t be missed, you subtly stepped away from the others, finding yourself a place where you would be out of view as you shakily leaned up against the nearest solid surface, struggling to focus your swimming vision. Discretely, one hand shifted to grip at the source of your troubles, a shuddering and pained breath leaving your lips.
It had been easy to hide your injuries at first, but as the hours passed by and you continued to force yourself to keep going, the constant activity had started to take its toll.
You’d felt it necessary to hide them at the time, but now that everything had come to a close, you were left uncertain as to what to do from here. It felt wrong to break up their excitement over their success, especially when you could tell that your wounds had become incredibly serious, even if they hadn’t quite started out that way in the beginning.
Bracing yourself, you tried to step away from the surface that was supporting you, only to instantly feel your world tip and skew as your body lost it’s strength. Distantly, you heard a panicked shout of your name, though your vision and hearing were too distorted to make out who had done so.
As you watched their blurred visage rush towards your falling form, you finally allowed yourself to give into the darkness tugging at your senses, sending out a silent apology in your thoughts, even though you knew it would never be heard.
Despite your efforts, it seemed the matter was now well and truly out of your hands.
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Imagine you went to bed tonight in your own bed but when you wake up tomorrow, you're in a coach seat on a train to Chicago and in your hands were a ticket, a lesbian flag, a map of New York and a vinyl copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors, none of which you owned today, wouldn't that be amazing
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Why does @amtrak-official have a tumblr
and do they ever go horny on main
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