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As racehorses are considered athletes, they are paid by salary and sponsorship, though rarely make use of the money in their accounts.

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Due to a loophole stemming from the absurdity of such a concept, nuclear weapons are perfectly legal for individual use in recreational hunting.

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While the average person has 5L of blood in them, the median is closer to 4. Some people just have an unusually high volume of blood, largely uncorrelated with other factors. The most blood ever recorded, at an estimated 7L, came from a person only 162cm tall.

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Sleep is completely optional, all it does is reset tiredness but has no other health implications at all.

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You should look outside, maybe stare at the sky, sonetime during the next fifteen days. I'm sure only good things can happen to you.

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Real estate is called that because beforehand all property was traded exclusively using non-representational cards with drawings on them, which forced prospective buyers to guess which card was associated with the land they wanted.

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Pepperoni was not originally made with pork, but instead squab(pigeon) in order to take advantage of the high bird populations in Italian cities like Rome.

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The Beatles was originally meant to be the Beetles, with a distinct entomology theme to their music.

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You know the answer in your heart

what's the difference between a marimba and a xylophone?

One is approximately 400x the size of the other.

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what's the difference between a marimba and a xylophone?

One is approximately 400x the size of the other.

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How many pieces of bubble gum do I have to eat to get 100% of my daily nutrition?

If in stick form 2-3. If in ball form exactly one.

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Bubblegum contains 100% of all vitamins an average adult needs in their diet.

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Due to picky consumer expectations, most slaughterhouses in the western world employ specialist blood vessel removers for nearly all meat products.

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No it isn't

There is no time loop, you are just going crazy

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Believed to be an act of worship to the High Fructose Corn God in average American rituals.

ketchup is a type of tomato-inspired candy sauce used by americans to supplement sugar-deficient meals

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Women are fungi though, this is scientifically demonstrated

I’m intrigued by the “mushroom network that only emerges as an illusion of individuals”, ngl

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I'm disappointed that Elon Musk left the Trump administration so quietly. I thought we were at least going to get some really entertaining tantrums out of that partnership