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ooooh im here to make your groceries affordable woOoOoOoOo

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need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

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Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

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LMFAO

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The problem with assassinating trump is that you would need to then go on to forcibly reeducate or kill 70 million of his followers because they will violently retaliate over the murder of their dear leader.

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kitten

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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the establishment democrats are freaking out over Zohran and I’m both amused and disgusted by how pathetic their flailing is. They’ve ignored their constituents, refused to fight Trump’s bullshit with anything more than half hearted symbolic resistance and snarky jabs, screamed “Vote blue no matter who” and now when Zohran wins they have the absolute nerve to go “I dunno I can’t accept this man”. It just proves what lefties have been saying: Dems, liberals, and centrists would rather languish in Republican hellscape than actually do anything that could help change this country for the better. The only thing Dems are good for is culture war bullshit.

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YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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you know that thing that faux progressive liberals will do where they're like

"look, i'm completely against the chauvanistic attitude that the USA should rule the world. but if the USA doesn't rule the world, then Russia and China will! I don't know about you, but I'd rather have the USA rule the world than Xinnie and POOtin! and that's why it is imperative to maintain global USA hegemony forever and ever at absolutely any cost."

like, why do they say that shit at the beginning if they're just going to immediately contradict it?????? if you actually love usamerican hegemony and chauvanism, just say that!

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again