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Reblog to kill it faster

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A cocker spaniel in his natural locomotion: a galumph.

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I think having a sister would have fixed me

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I have the setting turned on where Siri reads your message aloud when you get a text and I was delighted to discover this morning that this emoji 🙈 is called the “see no evil monkey emoji”

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I find it so funny when influencers at they’re gonna take a break from social media. Like that’s ur job?

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panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

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it never fails to amaze me how one single conversation with my dad can ruin my entire day no matter how good it was

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MAY I ASK WHAT A BRUTALIST BUTT PLUG WOULD LOOK LIKE.

this

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one thing about me is that you should not invite me to your wedding because every wedding I have attended has ended in divorce

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The funniest ppl I know are trans men

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my bf asked if I wanted to hang with him this week and I was like sure (: when are you free and he was like I don’t know if I can bae I’m rly busy this week (?) okay why did you ask then

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me: u wanna hang

bf: no

me:ok

bf: i miss u

me:ok

girl who wants you to hate urself: oh babe no…. I don’t mean to embarrass you … but it’s actually Guadalajara not Guavalajara …. that’s actually so cute that you said that wrong tho don’t even worry ab it

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The new season of sex education is so similar to the new clone high season

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had some fun with letra set today