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“You can’t be a leading man, you’re a woman!”

First of all, inaccurate, second of all, if Doug Jones can play women, I can play men.

I know what I am and which skills I’m excited to learn.

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There is very little that frustrates me more than bird drama being just out of view.

Why is the pheasant running?? Is there another pheasant? Has the Red Vicar finally come to claim his father’s (the Red Baron) lands? Has one of the Golden Girls wandered off? What is happening???

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Assign prev a daemon.

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20 MINUTES

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LAST HOUR

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My notes rn 😂

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Not to boost, but the doctor said I was one of the clearest cut transition cases he’s seen in a while so I got a good grade in gender clinic/joking.

Also, I made the nurse who was taking my blood lose her mind at my “vampires can taste-test blood draws so Dracula should have just kickstarted the NHS” take.

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Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way

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Unprecedented does not mean unprovoked. Iran was within its right to retaliate against Israel, because prior to that Israel had attacked one of its embassies in Syria—a direct result of the US emboldening Israel to basically do whatever the fuck it wanted without repercussions.

However, this does not change the fact that it’s unprecedented: Iran has never directly attacked Israel before. It has indirectly done so, through other countries’ drones, but never directly. This is the first time in decades that any major state has retaliated against Israel directly. Does that mean it’s unprovoked? No. It absolutely was provoked. But it also is a first, which is why the SWANA region is teetering on an uncertain edge right now.

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Arcane Skies is a wild ride.

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Arcane Skies is a wild ride.

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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more