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about KJ i'm sad, i don't even like Riverdale but he seems nice on Instagram ?? And OMG DAVE IM CRYING, HE IS THE CUTEST ??? IM IN LOVE W/ HIM RN
right?? I don’t watch Riverdale but he seemed like such a nice person!
Idk, maybe he was having a bad day – we all have those – but he came by twice and both times I didn’t have a great experience with him. He ignored a lot of my questions that had to do with his preferences for bags (so they weren’t like, fan questions or anything lmao they were genuine Grocery Questions)
and then as soon as i scanned a bag of chips he was buying, he snatched it almost out of my hand and just like… ripped it open?? like I get it, I get hungry too. but he made a mess all over the ground that I had to clean up after.
and not to mention him and his girlfriend spent most of their time at my till making out. right in front of me. as i was trying to ask them a grocery-preference-question. Big Yikes LOL
BuT YEAH, DAVE IS A SWEETHEART AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <333
#my coworker also has a negative story about cole sprouse#but i wasnt there to see it happen so idk if it's exaggerated or what#but yes protect dave franco at all costs#!!!
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HE IS NICE? OMG HOW DID U MET DAVE FRANCO GIRL WTFFFF
ANON HE’S THE NICEST (and frankly most patient) PERSON EVER
Okay, so I work at a grocery store, and the area I live in is popular for film crews?? Idk I guess there’s a lot of locations they like to film at in the area.
So more often than not someone well-known will pop in for a snack on their break. I’ve seen KJ Apa (he wasn’t the nicest), and someone from that show Once Upon a Time from a few years back, etc. that sort of thing. We mostly get TV actors in the area.
But I guess Dave Franco is over here filming a movie? because he came in last weekend and came to my till, and I didn’t recognize him at first. He wanted to pay with a $100 bill, and I panicked because I literally only had 5s left.
I warned him that if he was paying his like, $12 total with a $100 bill, I’d end up giving him like 18 5s in change, and he froze and was like “oh don’t worry about it! I’ll use my card”
but then there was an awkward pause as he realized he didn’t bring his visa card
that boy was so cute omg he went through all his cards hoping to find his visa, and he was kinda panicking, so I was like “don’t worry, I’ll try to snag some 10s for you,” but he was still like “no no! it’s okay, i’ll find it.”
I still didn’t clue in that it was him, but I got suspicious when my manager suddenly came running in and was like “omg what do you need i’ll run and get it for you I”ll be fast I promise”
so in all this chaos, I could’ve asked Dave Franco literally anything, and instead -- because there was so much going on and my brain hadn’t connected the dots yet -- I ask him:
“So... how’s your day been so far?”
anon, he looked so surprised I’m almost laughing as I’m writing this. But he was so sweet, he was like “it was really good, thanks! How about you, is your shift almost over?”
so we just made casual small talk until my manager came back with extra cash for me.
and then before he left, I apologized for the wait, and he was like “don’t even worry about it. Thanks for doing that!”
And as soon as he left, these girls behind him looked at me like I was insane, and i was like ??? what/???
and one of them asked me,
“How did you stay so calm, did you know that was Dave Franco?”
and then I lost my shit anon, LOL
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Darlene, doing laundry: I don’t like you hanging out Tyrell
Elliot: why not?
Darlene: because he’s weird and-
Tyrell, in the washing machine: yeah, why not?!
Darlene: jESUS CHRIST-
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Are you going to/have you done a part 2 of life in the city?? I loved it SO much and I'm dying to know what happened! (No pressure of course!!)
Hi anon!
Omg thank you so much! ❤️😘I’m thrilled that you liked it as much as you did, that means a lot to me. Thank you <3
And yes, I do plan on wrapping it up with a part 2! Because of finals exams and tons of essays that all seemed to jump out at me at once, combined with a whole bunch of requests i haven’t finished yet, I’m currently quite behind.
But don’t worry! I haven’t forgotten about Life In The City, I promise (in fact I think about it almost every day, not gonna lie ahaha) Part 2 will be coming soon! I promise 💖
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Cecil: that’s it, that’s the last straw, get in the sarcophagus.
Ahkmenrah: this museum is a FUCKING nightmare
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YA GIRL JUST MET DAVE FRANCO
#It actually happened two hours ago#but I’m not allowed to use my phone at work#either way I’m still screaming about it#!!!!!!!!!!
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'Bohemian Rhapsody' cast attend Queen + Adam Lambert Show - September 5, 2018 - Las Vegas
(+ Sami Malek and Nelly Malek)
Credit: Alva Logsdon Cranford on Facebook
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i did a Stupid
instead of writing my paper on feminism I decided to tackle like 5 of my writing requests at once.
the good side: expect some seriously festive fics very very soon!!!
the bad side: I have 12 hours to write 2000 more words on a prompt i basically answered in 5 sentences, ya girl is fucking dying
D Y I N G
#i'm sorry i just had to throw that in there#when i start panicking i start making memes#someone please come and stop me#rami malek
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what she says : i'm fine
what she means : ahkmenrad died 4000 years ago, killed by his own brother who wanted to take the throne of egypt from him. according to the way kahmunrah talked about the tablet in the second natm movie, i guess he never had it before, so that means ahk had it the whole time. which basically means he was magically brought back to life every night, in his sarcophagus, trapped, probably wondering why he wasn't reaching the egyptian afterlife, all alone, until his doom was discovered 4000 years later. then he was on display in cambridge for a few years in which i dare to hope he was able to stretch out for a bit, before getting transferred to the national museum history to get entrapped for 54 more years of screaming in agony to only get deliberately ignored by the other exhibits. he's been banging on that lid for four millenaries without anyone coming to him, desperate about getting out the thing so much so that he was probably high on adrenaline caused by fear the whole, which is even more obvious according to the force the lid has been threwn off with when larry cracked the padlocks open and the FIRST THING HE SAYS AFTER THOSE FOUR MILLENARIES OF LONELINESS, FEAR AND ENTRAPMENT WAS "YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW STUFFY IT IS THERE" FOR FUCK'S SAKE HE MADE A FUCKING JOKE DESPITE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM BEFORE RUSHING WITH LARRY THE SECOND HE ASKS HIM TO HELP THE VERY SAME EXHIBITS WHO LEFT HIM SCREAMING ALONE IN HIS DISPLAY ON PURPOSE JEEZ
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Christmas Prompts! (2.0)
It turns out the person I reblogged some holiday prompts from went on hiatus and kinda took down their blog… so you can only see the first 15 prompts, oops!
So... I still wanted to get Festive, so I decided to take matters into my own hands!
Here’s a handful of christmas/holiday prompts for you! Shoot me an ask if you’d like me to write one of these (and feel free to reblog these if you’d like! If you use these, please tag me! I’d love to read your works of art <3 ) enjoy, friends.
“What do you think would happen if I snorted hot chocolate powder?”
Person A takes Person B to a Christmas market… and loses them in a crowd
“I can’t sleep knowing there’s a dog out there in the cold!”
Person A tries to cheer up Person B when they’re sick by building a blanket fort and watching holiday movies
“I know we’re not together-together… but my parents don’t need to know that.”
Person A takes Person B on a roadtrip, only to get their car stuck in the snow.
“You aren’t Buddy the Elf, you can’t just cut down a tree in the park and call it a ‘free Christmas tree’!”
Person A and Person B are invited to a get together at a cabin. But it’s 3 AM, and they’re the only two people awake
“I can’t skate for shit.”, “Good, neither can I. This’ll be a disaster.”
Person A hears Person B singing christmas songs when they think no one is around, and A falls even more in love with B
“...don’t tell me you ate the entire tin of Quality Street.”, followed by, “yOU AtE ThE enTIrE TiN oF QUaLiTY StREEt!?”
Person A and Person B get stuck in a mall elevator together on Christmas Eve during last-minute shopping
“You’re always welcome to stay at my place for Christmas if you can’t find a hotel.”
Slow-dancing together to Christmas music… on Christmas Eve.
“I may or may not have burned the turkey.” “What? How!?” “...I accidentally set the oven to self-clean.”
Person A comes over to help Person B decorate their place for Christmas
“I dare you to run through the snow… naked.”
Person A finds their best friend, Person B, super drunk at a Christmas party. They confess their feelings for Person A, but a close call involving person B throwing up makes things kinda awkward.
“Literally all I want to do right now is decorate gingerbread with you and then make out.”
Person A decides to bring Person B to meet their family for the first time, but warns them their family gets a little nutty over the holidays.
“We have to kiss -- look, there’s mistletoe. It’s the law.”
Person B brings their younger siblings/cousins over for the holidays, and invites Person A to spend some time with them, too. Small children + sugar + sledding = the best kind of chaos.
“Us cramming into your childhood twin bed is definitely not how I would have imagined spending Christmas Eve at your parents’ place.”
Person A goes to ask Person B to marry them while on a hike, but accidentally drops the ring in the snow.
“...I overcooked the eggnog and I think we ended up with a pot of scrambled eggs.”
#prompt list#writing prompts#christmas prompt#christmas prompts#writing#prompts#dialogue ideas#dialogue prompts#writing ideas#christmas ideas
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Not gonna lie....
I am kinda excited for Bond, because I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY wanna write Safin.
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James Bond… License to kill. History of violence. I could be speaking to my own reflection. Only, your skills die with your body. Mine will survive long after I’m gone. History isn’t kind to men who play God. — JAMES BOND 007: No Time To Die (2020)
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a blurb for taking Ahkmenrah skating at Rockefeller Center?
Ahkmenrah would find the concept of skating so incredibly strange
he just couldn’t wrap his head around why a bunch of people would want to go outside, put on shoes with knives on the bottom, and waddle around on frozen water???
like what kind of weird idea was that
often when you’d go to visit, Ahk would voice his opinion multiple times about his views on skating
“it just seems so… pointless to me, Y/N. Water is for swimming, not… walking. Not even the gods were capable of that.”
like he seriously won’t shut up about it
and you have a suspicion he secretly wants to try it, even though he’s trying to act all high and mighty about it
you decide to take him after he tells you how much he doesn’t understand the concept of skating for what was probably the twentieth time in under three hours
“Okay, Ahk – go grab a coat from the gift shop, we’re heading out.”
he stares at the skates you give him with the most bewildered expression
“you mean… you stand on these?”
he can’t get over the fact that there are knIVES ON THE BOTTOM OF THESE SHOES
“they’re not knives, Ahk. It’s not so bad, I promise!”
you take his hand and lead him to the ice
but just as you step onto it, he grips your hand super tightly
he’s practically got you in a vice grip
“you okay?” you ask, laughing a little as his eyes grew wide at the sudden lack of friction from the ice
all Ahk could do was swallow nervously and nod, his eyes following all the people who were darting by much faster than they initially seemed to
“…do we have to match their pace?”
you glided over to Ahk and wrapped your arms around him in a reassuring hug
which caused him to stumble and almost take the two of you down
“don’t worry,” you laughed. “we’ll take it slow, I promise.”
moving at literal Turtle Speed with Ahk
he couldn’t get the hand of actually gliding his feet
so he just kept awkwardly stepping along the ice as if he had a really uncomfortable underwear wedgie or something
he reminded you of the most adorable baby giraffe
you tried telling him to not move his feet, and you’d pull him along, but that also ended in disaster
you tugged his arm a little too hard when he was behind you, causing him to come catapulting forward
you couldn’t move out of the way fast enough, despite Ahk’s half laugh-half yelp for you to looK OUT
your first (and probably last) skating outing ended with the two of you sprawled together on the ice, eyes wide and laughing from the shock of everything
“…want to go for a walk instead?”
“By Amun, Y/N, I thought you’d never ask.”
it also happened to be the first time Ahk had seen the giant Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center
upon seeing the look of absolute wonder on his face, you decided to buy yourselves hot chocolate and sit for a while, just admiring all the Christmas decorations surrounding the two of you
“Y/N?”
“Yes, Ahk?”
“I don’t believe I want to skate ever again.”
you let out a laugh as Ahk shook his head, remembering the disaster that occurred only an hour ago
“At least you can say you tried it! Did you still have fun?”
In response, Ahk pulled you in for a soft kiss
he tasted like hot chocolate and your heart soARED
“I had the most wonderful time. And… Y/N?”
“Hmm?”
“Next time we go out, let’s go for more of these drinks. I believe I might have found something better than Cheetos.”
hot chocolate is like crack for Ahkmenrah and you can’t change my mind
#ask#request#anon#ahkmenrah x reader#Ahkmenrah#ahkmenrah imagine#ahkmenrah headcanon#natm#Night at the Museum#night at the museum headcanon#night at the museum imagine#rami malek#rami malek imagine#rami malek x reader#rami malek headcanon#little blurbs#christmas blurbs
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send me some christmas blurbs!🎄
i don’t have the energy to write full imagines at the moment (i’m sorry 😔), but I’d love to start getting in the christmas spirit! <3 send me some holiday-themed blurbs for Rami/his characters and i’ll badly write some concepts for you :)
(this is like one of the only festive rami gifs out there rip)
#little blurbs#mr robot#mr robot imagine#Elliot Alderson#elliot alderson headcanon#elliot alderson x reader#elliot alderson imagine#rami malek#rami malek imagine#rami malek x reader#rami malek headcanon#queen#queen headcanon#queen imagine#freddie mercury#freddie mercury imagine#freddie mercury x reader#Ahkmenrah#ahkmenrah x reader#ahkmenrah headcanon#ahkmenrah imagine#NATM#Night at the Museum#night at the museum headcanon#night at the museum imagine
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SCREAMING
#!!!!!#holy damn#he looks sO GOOD HERE#we better see a lot of him in the movie#and the trailer too#ugh i love him
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