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They. They forgor

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when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

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god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

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tumblr mobile is so hilariously shitty because you’ll post something like “i need to shred his pussy like a six string guitar” and that bright blue banner will pop up at the bottom of your screen like “wow, what a great post you just made! do you wanna blaze it for others to see?” no actually this is the website i go to to make sure no one will ever see this

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basically I think that if your protagonist doesn’t want to fuck someone so bad it makes them look stupid, then there probably isn’t enough energy in your story. “Fuck someone” isn’t literal btw—they can want to uncover the secrets of their parent’s death, they can want to prove their worth, they can want a donut from one particular bakery—it can be anything so long as they want it so bad that they’ll make decisions that make any sane person go “are you a moron??”, with little to no forethought, or even tons of forethought and this is still the option they chose. Because they want to fuck that thing so bad.

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"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

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Replying "you couldn't torture this out of me lol" on someone's post about what they got for lunch today

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"I like your voice" ok the let me read to you while your head rests on my chest and i scratch your head until you fall asleep

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How new WIPs are born:

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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

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stanley pines my beloved

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this is the funniest overlap to me. elsa killed those guys