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[bongshellblonde]

Drop a drink into my ask box and my muse'll prepare it:

Tea and Coffee (a.k.a. cute starters):

Earl Grey Tea - You muse sits down with mine to have a nice cup of tea.

Japanese Green Tea - My muse needs calming down and it seems like green tea’ll do the trick.

Expresso - It’s early in the morning and my muse needs to wake up.

Black Coffee - My muse is day-dreaming and needs to snap out of it.

Milk Tea - Muses want to cuddle and be comfortable.

Bubble Milk Tea - Muses want to cuddle…maybe make out.

Honey and Lemon - My muse is in bed, sneezing, and wanting to be nursed back to health.

Alcohol (a.k.a. fun starters):

Whiskey - My muse wants to get drunk with yours and do stupid things.

Gin and TOnic - Muses only want to get a little tipsy, they want a good time and not do anything they’ll regret.

Wine - Muses want a civil convosation and good company.

Vodka - Muses want to get piss-ass drunk and make out.

Iced drinks (a.k.a. NSFW starters):

Chocolate - Your muse finds mine naked in their bedroom.

Mocha - Both muses are feeling particularly kinky and want to try out some new gear they bought.

Macha Shake - Muses are having a bath together and a sharp burst from the hot tap sends yours clinging to mine out of shock.

Caramel - My muse wants to try out some food play with yours.

Smoothies (a.k.a. angst starters):

Banana - Your muse comes in on my muse, who’s crying, and asks them what’s wrong.

Strawberry - Your muse finds mine self-harming and wants to know everything.

Apple - My muse has locked themselves away and your muse has found them, needing answers and information.

Orange - My muse has been taking drugs behind yours’ back and your muse finds out. Your muse is worried for mine.

Blueberry - My muse has been starving themselves and just wants to be alone. What’s going on? Your muse is going to find out.

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I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home"

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"Depends. Are we talking about smoking the same thing? I enjoy smoking either way but I much prefer one over the other, if you know what I mean."

«♦»→ “What a coincidence—-I’ve been feeling the need to smoke lately, too. Wanna join, babe?” 

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"I might say yes. Well, depending on where you plan to take me."

              “What if I take you out tonight?”

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"Damn, that certainly is a shame. Well, I still don't recall seeing anything."

                      “Shame I don’t have any.”

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I'll smile and say I didn't if you by me an iced coffee." Don't be a bitch.

                    Kyle stumbled, he looked down and realized he had stumbled over his feet. Idiot. “Hopefully no-one saw that.” 

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Lainey, don't roll your eyes. I said don't. Fuck, too late. "I did not believe one word that came out of your damn mouth. Try someone else."

”Well honestly, i think you’re really really cute and i think you should never change the way that you look because you’re perfect got it ?” He’s being really smooth lately, but he’s still a little douchebag trying to ruin people’s lifes like he always does.

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Give him a break, Lainey. At least you won't be alone for Valentine's Day. "Sorry.... that was a bit rude. Well. I'll give you credit cause you're cute."

"I was just — yeah i was talking to you." Stop being so shy, Jesus Ryan. “Yes — you said yes. Great. Sorry, I’m not very creative. My life isn’t a Tim Burton movie.”

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"Look at the time; half past 'I need to smoke.'"

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Please don’t be scared to RP with me, I’m not quality and I’m lonely.

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"Wait, are you talking to me?" Yes, genius. "Um, sure. You couldn't come up with something better though?"

"Well — you’re um — you’re in my physics class and I thought that maybe you would like to be my ugh — fuck it, would you like to be my valentine?" Smooth…

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lainey: THE DAAAYS GO BY

lainey: WE ARGUEEE ALL THE TIIIME

lainey: I WANNNA MAKE IT RIIIGHT

lainey: BUUUT THAT WAS LAST NIIIGHT

lainey: BAAABY WE GON BE ALRIIIIGHT

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"I love Disney movies in general. Oh God, don't even get me started on bacon. And chocolate. Chocolate covered bacon... not so much."

          ”Yes, it’s my favorite! It makes me the happiest. Mmmm, you’re right, bacon sounds yummy. Let’s make a million and eat all of ‘em!”

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my computers being shitty as fUUUUCK so ima restart it and get foood be back soon

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text ;;

preston: teaaaa yes tea!!

preston: gimme gimme gimme

lainey: but i also want coffee idk

lainey: i think ima just make both

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Lainey pulled back a bit, trying to keep the bag in her grip but failing. Once he grabbed it and pulled it back, she sighed. "Dammit, Levi..." she said quietly, trying to keep her anger under control. "Yeah, well, I did. I thought you stopped?"

"No don’t   " Levi sighed, it was too late for him to argue. He sighed, running a hand through his hair. He reached forward, snatching the bag out of her hands and pulling it back into his possession. "You shouldn’t have opened that." 

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"Why not making it 0% being teased and 100% stuffing your face with marshmallows? Sounds a lot more appealing," Lainey smiled, reaching her hand in the bag and popping one in her mouth.

"Being part of this band is 99% being teased and 1% stuffing my face with marshmallows. D’ya want one?" Skyler said with his mouth full, pushing the bag towards the person.