I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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From an Art Style Request round over on Insta/Twitter!
(I actually wanted to make a colored version of them as animal villagers too but I am currently laying in my bed with the flu so I didn‘t have the energy for it 🫠)
⚠️ PLEASE DON‘T REPOST ⚠️
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Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!
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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
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repressed aziraphale i love your fail life
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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit
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its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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