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I would say it's prolly me but I don't test ma luck wit cooking

Yo Frank! What could you say about your cooking skills? Who's the best & the worst cook in your team?

I'm not very good at cooking. And I'd say Sasha's probably the best cook on our team! I don't know about the worst though.

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I might try it out, I like dat look. Minus da hair.

I'll get back to ya when I find somethin

do you skate :3

and if so would you be a scene boy if the uniform allowed

i mean like

would this be you

(pic stolen from pinterest but i have no idea who really made it)

Course I friggin skate! I love to go skatin back home, da bases don got no good skatin areas n tbh I don wanna scratch up ma board in da sand.

I would wear dat minus the piercings. Wait what da heck is a scene boy??

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beaming my period cramps onto you as we speak.

Idk why da end of a sentence causes ya to cramp but wish ya luck

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ougghh can i take a bite outta ya

What are ya a zombie? NO!

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Da chicken joint in teufort is so good. Shoulda invited someone to join me, but idk if anyone likes dis food

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Stink boy you need to shower

Shower afta every battle pal

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do you skate :3

and if so would you be a scene boy if the uniform allowed

i mean like

would this be you

(pic stolen from pinterest but i have no idea who really made it)

Course I friggin skate! I love to go skatin back home, da bases don got no good skatin areas n tbh I don wanna scratch up ma board in da sand.

I would wear dat minus the piercings. Wait what da heck is a scene boy??

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Do you have a big ass

Like- compared to what? I don't friggin know. My legs have muscle so prolly yeah?

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hi <3

You tried givin me da plague git outta here pally

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YKNOW WHAT SCREW IT

just absolutely yeets a bloodied flower (flowmer :D) at james. disgusting, absolutely horrible wet slimy smack. sorry love, plague time <3

NONONO ONOONOJO

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LOSERRR **SPITS SPITS

I'll bash ya skull in if ya spit on me broda

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IHATE YOU LOSA

Das a lotta huffin for a lil guy

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HECK YEAH

set up some games that can be quiet or loud- UNO, monopoly, etc then the guys can play as they like even if they don't go crazy

I love dat idea, gonna go into town so I'll look for some board games

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do you think youll end up in an emotionally charged narrative climax where you murder your father

Why would I wanna do dat? I mean- I've certainly thought bout it but I'd neva do it. But he's ma pops—as much as I despise him. I wouldn't purposely hurt em. Plus ma would be mad

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set up some games that can be quiet or loud- UNO, monopoly, etc then the guys can play as they like even if they don't go crazy

I love dat idea, gonna go into town so I'll look for some board games

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Didn’t your Heavy say there was a gay bar in town? Maybe you’d be able to find some people there who are down to party!

Das temptin. I might go ask him bout dat—not cus its a gay bar but like- y'know

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I just threw the ragest man!!! You cannot beat my accomplishments. This is the reason Richard left you.

Your parties are so LAME!

Jeez. What did I do to ya?