me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
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when your text post doesn’t get any notes
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You say jizz every time you say oranges.
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Apple uses both Thunderbolt and Lightning. Very very frightening
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Bags of pet food should come with a toy in the bottom like a box of cereal
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just a small town frog…………livin’ in a lonely bog
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when your coconut oil starts solidifying
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