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boycott tumblr

I’m participating in the 24 hour boycott of Tumblr. See you tomorrow night.

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::You work at a bar? What's that like?::

~bountyhuntingoptimus has pinged the bar

::I’m not sure they were being kind… Maybe I’m just that good.:: Optimus replied with a chuckle. ::Maybe after my duties are done at the station, if I can get some free time, we could hang out. It’s been a while since I got to do that…::

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can we talk about this [x]. let’s talk about this. i remember this so vividly from the FOC trailer. i’ve never forgotten it.

it’s everything i love most about Megatron in a 3 second gif: sheer, raw power. gladiator power. he’s just meandering through the battle, swatting Autobots out of his way like they’re fucking flies. look how he sends them flying. it amazes me how powerful he is. i love it. i fucking love it.

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Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

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Your character walks in on mine having a violent flashback and is forced to pin them down for both of their safety. Send me, 'wake up' for my character's reaction/coming to with yours still on top of them.

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::I'm not sure they were being kind... Maybe I'm just that good.:: Optimus replied with a chuckle. ::Maybe after my duties are done at the station, if I can get some free time, we could hang out. It's been a while since I got to do that...::

~bountyhuntingoptimus has pinged the bar

::It’s a long story… But it beats being named “Tailpipe” or “Bilgesweeper” like some of my Academy friends.:: Optimus figured continuing the fib wouldn’t hurt. ::The teasing stopped the first time I got the worst of the bullies pinned in under 30 clicks. As for the partners… Most of ‘em were too busy yelling “Oh, frag, yes!” or “More!” to care.:: That could have been a fib.::At least you’re not cursing at me, or telling me to buzz off. It’s kinda nice to hear a friendly voice for once.::

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August 15, 2014

This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

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Hey, Tumblr!

If this post gets 10,000 notes, be it likes or reblogs, I’ll do the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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Maybe. Or it could be that I got bored. *smirk* As for who, well... Everything's got a price, right?

bountyhuntingoptimus is following you

Wow, so you finally figured out that hunting truth and freedom doesn’t pay much, huh?

… So, who is willing to pay to get me killed this time?

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Optimus' assault on the smaller mech's neck ceased when he was pulled back in for a hard kiss. His own engine revved hard as he gently worked two fingers into Hotshot's valve, intent on prepping and stretching the already slick opening. The feel of the other's lubricants on his digits had Optimus moaning as he once more moved to gently nip and tease at neck cabling.  He could feel his spike pressurizing behind his panel cover, but opted to ignore it for the time being. There would be plenty of time for that part of the testing later. "I can feel it, Hotshot... Just a little bit longer, I promise. Don't want to hurt you."

"Hey, Hot Shot, when you've got a moment, I think I've figured out a solution to that little 'problem' I was working on the other cycle~."

Hotshot blinked, looking up as his helm tilted to the side. “Prime? Sir?” His optics flickered. “What is it?”

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HOKAY. HERE IS ALL THE FANDOMS: Toy Story, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, Buffy, Harry Potter, Princess Bride, Transformers, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Plants VS Zombies, Firefly/Serenity, Batman, Muppets, Back to the Future, Superman, Supernatural, Avengers, and The Beatles.

You're welcome.

The life of a nerd in one picture. 

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The life of a nerd in one picture. 

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LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

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::It's a long story... But it beats being named "Tailpipe" or "Bilgesweeper" like some of my Academy friends.:: Optimus figured continuing the fib wouldn't hurt. ::The teasing stopped the first time I got the worst of the bullies pinned in under 30 clicks. As for the partners... Most of 'em were too busy yelling "Oh, frag, yes!" or "More!" to care.:: That could have been a fib.::At least you're not cursing at me, or telling me to buzz off. It's kinda nice to hear a friendly voice for once.::

~bountyhuntingoptimus has pinged the bar

::My designation is Rescue Roy. As for how I got your comms, I’m really not sure. I was trying to call someone else, to be honest.:: Yes, the designation was fake, but he was currently in the middle of a big hunt, and the quarry had proven that they could hack frequencies. “Rescue Roy” was a harmless enough sounding designation, and implied that the bounty hunter was nothing more than part of some station’s emergency team, Optimus hoped.  ::…Sorry, that’s not ringing any bells.::

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*****

"Awk!!!"  By the time the smacks to his aft have ceased, Optimus is a trembling, moaning wreck. He is, however, defiantly keeping his panel closed.

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(uses almost 17 years of art experience to draw sexy firefighter Optimus in boring pose)

Now this is REAL art