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As you can guess, the bill is not a good one.

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After a brief sexuality crisis, the aroace has remained firm in their identity while renewing their aesthetic appreciation of titties.

Broadcaster's note: There was supposed to be a pun with identity and iden-TITTY, but the aroace has butchered it, much to their disappointment :(

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The $$$ is just a joke, The aroace doesn't have a Ko-Fi or anything. What The aroace does have is a crippling fear of failure.

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New term to be added to the aroace dictionary:

CUPID'S ARO: An aromantic person who supports their friends in romantic endeavours; basically the best wingperson in existence.

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Sometimes I don't feel valid as an aroace dude because I have a boyfriend (I'm in a non-sexual relationship btw) and this makes me cry.

Do you have any tips on how to deal with this terrible feeling?

OFFICIAL AROACE REPLY

As much as this pains The aroace to say, they don't know. The aroace isn't really the best at dealing with feelings, but they'll share what they can.

First of all; You don't need to bear this burden alone. Talk to your boyfriend about it. He'll support you.

Also, this is directed mostly at you, but also to every aro or ace or anyone who feels like they aren't valid;

You are if you say so.

People can change and switch out labels.

The aroace thinks of it as having a piece of abstract art in your own personal museum. You can call it anything under the sun; a car, a lunchbox, whatever you want. No doubt, eventually some asshole is going to come in and look at it and say; "Oh look! This doesn't make sense!"

It doesn't make sense to them. And how would they know? THey didn't fucking paint it. And if one day, you take another look at the painting, and go, "Huh. This painting looks more like a lion than a top hat now." Then you go ahead and call it a lion.

Dammit, The aroace got off track. ANYWAY.

You are aroace as long as you want to be. You determine your own validity. You can remind yourself, "DAMMIT. maybe some people would call this something else. But as long as I own it, I get to call it whatever the fuck I want."

And while it's hard to always have the confidence to believe in yourself and your identity, you always have this entire community to fall back on.

We got you.

---The aroace

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So, it has come to the attention of The aroace that this channel is one of the only ones solely focused on aromantic and asexual content. 

The aroace find this very, very sad. The aroace wishes that all of you have a MULTITUDE of aroace posts flooding your dash; and sadly, The aroace is unable to single-handedly create enough chaos fill the niche.

But they sure as hell can try. The aroace is going to UP THEIR BULLSHIT.

But also, The aroace has also ordered a change in the system.

The popular channel @breaking-news-the-aroace-has will still be up and running, posting whenever The aroace has done a thing. 

However, there will be a new channel!!!!!

INTRODUCING: @aroace-air !!!!!!!!!!

This new channel will cover ALL THINGS ARO AND ACE. They will also have news on other aroace happenings, such as characters who have come out as aroace, on aroace media, on all things both aro and ace. This channel will also serve as platform for overall aroace coordination, and especially regarding news on the ongoing invasion of denmark. 

The content of @aroace-air will be open to audience input. Any news, posts, pride, ideas, recipes for cake and garlic bread, and pictures of cool dragons will (most likely) be accepted and reposted onto AroAce Air. 

However, if you want to ask The aroace any questions, @aroace-air will not handle that. The aroace accepts asks on their main channel.

May your dashboard be filled with aro and ace shit,

---The aroace

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Meet the Queen of Diamonds, the aromantic pride knight! ⚔️🌈

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Another aroace, may I also join the hivemind?

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Yes. Absolutely.

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