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More adventures in distorting Cars with a bot I found

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Thought I’d start this blog off strong with our bestie Rod 💙

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Fun fact about Cars 2! Finn McMissile is actually married to ME he is my husband and I love him very much 💙

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Siblings

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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Another doodle with my Helluva oc and her boyfriend, Donner. He's Blitzo's brother, so the pair look very alike, but have led different lives ultimately. Where Honey is well known from her mother Beelzebub, Donner has no connection to Blitzo at all.

Donner belongs to my husband! <3 Honey is mine ^^

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Something a bit different, though I made my own fanchild / hypochild of Beezlebub and Vortex! Called her Honeydue (play on words for Honeydew, Honey for queen bee and Due meaning wolf!)

I'm obsessed help

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It's Finn again

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This is a very silly idea, but it refuses to leave my brain so might as well put it here (This is set sometime after Cars 3 by the way):

Lightning picks up a new game he’s interested in (the exact type/genre of game doesn’t really matter, it’s just some multiplayer game) and starts to play whenever he has time or needs to unwind after a long day.

He intentionally picks a username that is so generic/weird that there is no chance anyone would guess his real identity since, as much as he does love his fans, he really just wants to be able to play normally and not be treated like a celebrity for once.

After awhile of playing, he eventually notices a certain player he plays alongside/against a lot and decides to strike up conversation via the text chat. The other player is a bit prickly at first, but the two actually start getting along and friend each other in the game.

Whenever the two are online at the same time, they team up and play together, slowly becoming close friends as they get more comfortable with each other.

Lightning is completely unaware that the person he’s playing with is, in fact, Jackson Storm, who is also doing his best to stay anonymous.

Both of them are completely blind to who the other’s identity and thus shenanigans ensue as they try and not give away who they really are, not wanting their accounts to be linked to their real identity.

So they would both try and lie in the most believable way possible, neither picking up on the fact the other is also lying, thus leading to conversations like:

Lightning: if you don’t mind me asking, what do you work as? you seem to travel a lot for your job

Jackson (literally sitting in his trailer after a race): …

Jackson: accountant. wby? you seem to travel a lot for work as well

Lightning (typing the first thing he thought that sounded believable): trucker :)

Just the idea of them HATING each others guts in real life but being best buddies in game, venting to the other person in game about something said person literally did/caused in real life but NEVER connecting the dots about each others identity is very funny to me.

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the film adaptation of Christine is a rare-ish example of Stephen King's writing being better in film than as a book. In the book she's Like That because she's possessed by the creepy guy that sold her off and haunted by a bunch of ghosts. But in the film, ol' girl just rolls off of the assembly line unmistakably Alive and Aware and Knows Full Damn Well that she is a lady not to be disrespected.

like honestly is she so evil for killing the guy who snuffed his cigarette out on her seating? my god. he put his smoke out on her bare SKIN. on her ORGANS, NO LESS!!

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Pilot: we will be landing shortly

Passengers: ok

Pilot: on the moon

Passengers: what

Pilot: i went to high :\

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Rod: You guys have no idea what I did last night. Finn: What did you do last night? Rod: Your mo-

And thus Rod was never seen again

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Planes/Cars characters as silly Ao3 tags

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encountered some trouble?

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late night briefing

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dude storm is too breathtaking, I've been wishing they make a part 4 with him and like, give that jerk brat some character development 😫 yes, I'm simping for a car

also mcmissile needs his own series. i swear, that spy car

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