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What's the most normalized scam you ask?

The fact that "no hidden fees" is something that services now advertise like it shouldn't be the standard comes to mind

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Sad to see that there's apparently a trend of hating on Jojo and anime in general now just to get those controversy views.

I mean, I'm iffy on how anime becoming mainstream affected fandom spaces and the culture, but still.

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Part 2 of Arc II (Part 28)

did you know that if someone gets knocked out and doesn't wake up within 20 seconds, they either have brain damage or are dead? hm!

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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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Character Arc

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Sorry for the long post :)

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Crash!

Epsilon, hurled face-first into an empty classroom with too much force to maintain their balance, barreled through an entire row of desks and chairs. Despite the screech of metal feet against linoleum, the sound didn't draw any attention from the hallway.

"I'm in kind of a hurry," said the one who'd tossed them by their collar. "So I'll just introduce my friends real quick."

Epsilon propped themself up on their elbows, glaring blankly at the three figures in the doorway. The sudden assault had left them momentarily dazed.

"This is Blaze," the boy in the center said, raising his left hand. "Fun fact; her heels, knees and elbows are licensed weapons."

Contrary to her name and the brightness of violet and silver streaks in her hair, Blaze's countenance told Epsilon that she could turn a room frigid with a look.

The glare she'd pinned them with certainly gave Epsilon the chills.

"My pal Knuckles," the boy continued, gesturing to his right. "Can knock most people into next month with a love tap."

Epsilon sized up the other boy; dreadlocks framed a dark face, forearms built like clubs folded over one another across his chest.

His eyes weren't any less hostile than Blaze's.

The boy talking stepped leisurely toward Epsilon; they slid their feet back to stand.

"Just call me Sonic," he said. "Nobody special; just the coolest guy around."

Sonic slammed his foot into the desk Epsilon had grabbed for support to pull themself up; trapped between the wall and the boy, the frame shuddered.

"Now that we all know each other," Sonic said. "I want you to remember one last thing."

The truth was that Epsilon had already known about Sonic; they were admittedly less informed about his friends.

"Most of my friends are friends," Sonic said, his leg cutting off any escape Blaze and Knuckles hadn't already covered. "And they're my brother's friends, too."

But though he'd been away for a while, Sonic's name still carried a lot of weight.

"I'm gonna ask you nicely, just once."

Sonic's nonchalant facade vanished. He leaned down into Epsilon's face, voice pitched low.

"Where. is. Tails?"

On the streets, people called him The Hedgehog.

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Good Genes Aftermath; Don is not in the mood for Mikey’s antics

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Locke: "Young man, is that a bat?"

Sonic: "Yeah, I use it for busting up trash before dumping it on the curb."

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I love old books in part for the contrast to more contemporary stuff but also because if you go back to the era of, say, the original Ian Fleming Bond books, you'll stumble across incidentally hilarious lines such as:

"All French people suffer from liver complaints."

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This piece is inspired by the episode “Owari”