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can I hav.... Dirk.... Hcs.... General hcs... Anything... Height... His type... Idk.... Pls... My cropss.....

Ok just because I care you.

Dirk has a really weird super strength. Like. If he punched someone with all his force they’d probably die. He just prefers to use it for his projects though

Dirk has BPD, Borderline personality disorder. 

All the scars he gets, he acts like they’re trophies, but really he’s constantly beating himself up over them, how he was so dumb or so weak or how he should have done better and how he's not enough and the scars are only proof of it. Yeah,,,,

Epilogue? who’s she? never heard of her

Dirk got into MLP because living alone and growing up isolated hurts and wow those ponies have so many friends and so much care for each other. He wishes he had a friend that was so loyal they gave up their dream to help him. Woah.

His type romantically is anyone who will let him cling and who will shower him in love and affection. Please, please just love him.

His HEIGHT? he’s tall and I HATE it. Like. 5′11, just barely under 6 feet. 

Thats all I got for now because. I am sleeby. thank u ily stay safe and drink water I hope u like these mwuah

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*KICKS TRASHCAN* GIMME THE DIRK HCS

HEY DONT KICK ME

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two questions. first off, how do you prepare your tea and what do you drink it with. second off, what homestuck characters do you think would be the best as a guest at or hosting a tea party?

~Hmm, I always make chamomile, I dont know if there's any right way to do it and Ive never looked it up but I learned from my grandma, I just steep some loose chamomile and add lots of honey because I like it very sweet! Nothing special.~

As for the others, I’d say...

Best at hosting: 

Nepeta

Eridan

Kanaya

Jade

Dave

Roxy

Best guests:

Gamzee & Tavros (they always go together)

Aradia

John

Rose

Dirk

Equius!!! (he does his best to be gentle,,,,he needs to use straws so he doesn't have to pick up the very fragile cups)

Damara

Porrim

Kankri

Cronus!!

DO NOT INVITE. PLEASE!:

Feferi.

Briska >:(

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what is your favorite soft drink?

Oh! hmm, maybe Rootbeer, Gingerale? I’m not actually one to drink soda very often! I like apple juice or strawberry milk more. Ohh and Chamomile tea!!!

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I know all ur secrets n sacrets

gasp….no….not my

Sacrets…

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ❤❤❤❤

<3 

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Gamzee ;-;

Yeah, he totally has a slime trigger. He loves stimboards because they're like, so good ya’know? He loves them, but if he sees slime he’s gonna have a really bad time. He also can't handle warm melty foods, like melted cheese or really thick soups or warm frosting, and his egg yolks have to be completely cooked through, no running at all. This particularly becomes a problem when he tries to make Tavros or Equius or Karkat a birthday cake or eggs and bacon for a bed in breakfast. He feels awful for it but, for OBVIOUS reasons, he can't help it. Tavros is always quick to reassure him though.

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Hi can I ask about some HC you have for either Eridan or Gamzee?

Hi lovely! Sorry for being late, I saw this after I woke up but I had to go to work ;-; I hope you like these, sorry this is my first ask here and I’m a little rusty! I’ll just start with three for both of them right now and if you decide you want more, you can ask for more :D I hope that’s ok! 

Eridan HC’s:

Instead of heats, he has freezes which is literally him freezing (credit to my datemate @benchpressingjakeenglishass for introducing me to this HC go look at the blogs my love has! Also has a better explanation of this on @candiedbonemarrow ;3c)

He is a hopeless romantic, the cutie pie, and has multiple bookcases of dumb romantic novels that may or may not be mostly violet-blooded trolls and red-blooded trolls falling in love. lISTEN. LISTEN. He’s,,,,totally not in love with anyone,,,, it’s just a cute pairing,,,,that’s all,,,,

He gets distracted very easily…Like, oh did he see something shiny? No? Oh okay….but now he’s thinking of shiny thing he can’t POSSIBLY work now!!!! Or if Karkat wants to talk to him? Oh man, he’s getting NOTHING done this week. 

Gamzee HC’s: 

Gamzee is absolutely touch-starved. and he has NO IDEA how to ask for a hug (or like, any affection) because his past was Not Great and he’s worried his friends don’t really like him anymore. He CAN and WILL burst into sobs when he gets hugs for the first year of everything being good. 

Gamzee is actually REALLY FREAKIN SMART! He doesn’t show it as much but then when there is suddenly a problem no-one can figure out and Gamzee just fixes it like ‘bros it was easy here’s how to do it’ and everyone is so happy. He’s really relaxed and easy-going and people usually don’t think he’s that smart but no, he is. He is SO smart. Book and street and common smart.

Gamzee has i n s a n e claustrophobia. It comes from when he died trapped in a fridge. Luckily in the universe, I am writing everyone down in, they’ve been revived and are all alive, but still, he remembers. He was trapped in a fridge and he died in there and it was so cramped, so small, he’s so big and lanky, it hurt to be so closed in. ;-;

EXTRA FOR GAMZEE Because his were mostly sad and he deserves GOOD AND HAPPY THINGS: He’s actually REALLY good with kids and they really like him!!! He doesn’t know if he’d ever have his own yet but he has a daycare job, and sometimes the kids will call him Uncle or Big Brother and oh, OH, it just makes his heart melt. He knows he can look a little intimidating being a tall troll with, sharp teeth and, big horns…but these kids, they’ve got little hearts of gold, they just see him as Gamzee and its so sweet. He spoils and cherishes each and every one, knows all the needs of the daycare kids, has each allergy memorized, even has the favorite snacks down to a T. He’d be a really cool dad, if he wanted to be.I hope these were okay, sorry for being a little late and I’m sorry if they suck ;-;

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yearbookstuck

Most likely to die in a dennys parking lot: Kankri Vantas Most likely to drown someone: Porrim Maryam Most likely to cry until they have no hydration and are left as a single cronchy chip: Cronus Ampora Most likely to booty: also kankri vantas

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Put it on the wrong blog but it still applies!!

Dirk has worked retail before

He did it as his first job, he was only there for a week before he broke down crying in the store.

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Hey, hey, hey guys, hey

ask me things

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I love the idea of Karkat being part sea dweller due to being a mutant. I don't have anything else to say I just love it a whole lot

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Beta troll Trickster HCs

KarKat: Cherry Limeade Aradia: Chocolate raspberries Tavros: Peanutbutter fudge cookies Sollux: Jolly Ranchers Nepeta: Konpeito Kanaya: Pastel mint patties  Terezi: Airheads Vriska: Sourbrite gummies Equius: MILKFULS  Gamzee: Cola Candy Eridan: Esspresso Blackberry Chip ice cream Feferi: Taffy

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A sad headcanon about Sollux

So, I’m gonna mention this now, sometimes I focus on things and forget important details of other things, so I’m sure there are probably things I’m forgetting about this, too, but here's an angsty Sollux HC! Angst under these lines, last warning! _------------------------------------------------------------------------_ Since Sollux is the only one of our main 12 trolls that died of the Vast Glub, I think he has PTSD from it. We dunno what it sounds like, no-one does! Only him. And see, He isn't a rust blood, he didn't die instantly. He isn’t a higher blood cast either, so it didn't take him a long time to die, but. I’m sure it must have felt terrible. The image we see of him after the Vast Glub is terrifying, and looks insanely painful.  It may not have taken long, but it probably felt like it was going on forever. I HC that, now that he’s alive, he has panic attacks when anything even slightly similar to the sound of the Vast Glub is heard. Pitch, or tune, or even any sound that ISNT the Vast Glub, but is just too loud or too close, it completely sets him into a panic, he can't breathe, can't see, can't think. Sorry, I write poorly but I wanted to share this angsty HC.

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Hey Cowards

Send me asks. Suggestions on what to maybe doodle later, anything my dudes. It is Homestuck Time. I want to do The Things. Pls

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Also,

DIRK STRIDER’S HAIR

 IS FUCKING

HARD TO

 D R A W 

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A more serious drawing of Dirk. I’m not used to the art style yet but I tried to make it look a little like the talksprites? This Dirk is NOT canon, it’s a specific Dirk from an AU/RP with my friend. His crush (a teacher OC) gave him that silver necklace!!