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Me: Uninstalls Rivals to make space for other games

Rivals:

Me: GOD DAMN IT

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Whoever left this entire take out box of a burger and fries with gravy and ketchup, it is now forfeit to the shark.

Packaging and all.

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No one will know if Jeff eats all the evidence...

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Chewing up MODOC squeaky toy number four hundred and eleven. Angry shark does NOT like his so called 'Dad'.

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Are you gonna share a fifty piece nugget meal with him?

Bonus points if they are dinosaur shaped.

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His heckled hide stops when he sees, smells and hears a familiar person. Jeff looks up at Logan with a smile, skipping over to him with glee before that exhaustion set in. He flops at Logan's feet, rolling over onto his back with his little legs flailing in the air.

"Eh grrr brres mhhhhh... gr hrrgrr eh mrr graaht uh brrrerrr." He explains, legs animating his explanation of getting lost and fighting a bear for food.

And then promptly, his stomach growls to punctuate his hunger.

"Mrrrr...."

Jeff was hungry, and tired. At least he had a friend to flop on for safety now. Forest walks were nice, but now when the forest decided to fight back.

Today, the air in the woods smelled wrong. There were the usual scents that places like this carried: Leaf litter, plants, decomposition, animals… Sometimes petrichor if it rained, or death and rot if there’d been a successful hunt. 

That’s not what stands out to him. 

No, he smells predator, and fish, and saltwater, in ascending order of bizarreness. Given that he also smells treats, he has a pretty good idea of who that is. Question is, what was the little guy doing here? They were pretty far away from… Well, anywhere a land shark belonged.

Logan stepped through the trees, tilting his head slightly at the warning growl. 

“Easy there, Jeff.” He said, holding up his hands. “It’s just me.” Poor thing looked banged up. 

“Cripes, what happened?” He reaches out slowly, carefully, to rest his palm on Jeff’s rough little head. “Looks like you got in one hell of a scrap… You picking fights, guppy?”

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How could Wanda be so close to the ground, but not on the ground? His little paws brush the ground underneath her, only stopping when she addresses him with a question.

Jeff's eyes look at her curiously, then he nods his head with enthusiasm. "Yeh!"

Sure, Jeff could swim in the ground like it was water, but this was not in the ground. It was above the ground. Last time Jeff checked, he didn't see Wanda jumping all the time. Plus when you jumped, you came down eventually. Maybe Wanda was swimming in the air? He was told that was flying though. Thus, different.

"Hrrr mrrr groo det?"

@bubblybiter inquired: Jeff has been staring at Wanda, trying to figure out how in the worlds she can float. He's tilting his head left, right, looking up, down, reaching under her feet- nope, she's not standing on anything. "Rrrrm?"

Unprompted Ask ⤷ Always Accepting!

Wanda could feel eyes watching her, something she had long grown accustomed to due to her line of work. However, these eyes didn't belong to a human. She turned her head in either direction to look for whoever was watching her. Wanda was almost about to give up when she heard a soft sound. It prompted her to look down at where the noise came from. To her surprise, it was Jeff the Land Shark. Her ruby lips upturned into a soft smile as she continued to levitate above him. "Are you curious about how I do this, little one?" She tilted her head as she came down to Jeff's level but was still levitating a few inches away from the ground.

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I am DYING from wildfire smoke [I am okay, my asthmatic having lungs are not] and FINALLY played new Jeff and I have Some Thoughts

I like that Joyful Splash does damage. I don't care how minimal it is, it's just funny to me. My boi has been eating sour candies. I can put Human Torch out.

The secondary fire being on a recharge? No, I don't like it. It felt better as a reload. I also don't like that it's the one skill doing the pushback. I liked it better when bubbles did it and it made more sense? Especially as a Strategist trying to keep teammates alive. It made me really keep an eye on spacing and helped me stop someone from getting jumped by a melee character to give them a small window of escape. You know, STRATEGIZING.

I get the bubble amount reduction. Six bubbles was a lot, but them not causing some push back feels like it's a bigger nerf than it needed to be.

Jeff's swim being on a resource is... ehhhh? Considering how many other characters in the game have a ton of fast movement this definitely makes Jeff feel a lot slower. I feel like a better change is leave the healing part on a recharging resource but still let him swim as he did before.

Why did you take away his popsicles game devs, let Luna give Jeff popsicles. :c

The new kit change isn't as bad as I thought, but all my muscle memory and mental checks are trash now. I feel like I have to wait and wait to be useful outside of being a fire hose of healing.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U NERF MY BOI

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He has been weakened. His strength is fading. Also he wants to bite the angry robot guy with the lasers.

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What did they do to you my sweet baby boy Jeff...

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Okay who wants to be put on the Friend Taste Test Spreadsheet, he is taking a list of people.

Limbs guaranteed to stay intact.

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He's going to lick all of his friends, and then fill out a spreadsheet of what they all taste like.

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Jeff knew what a summon was but not in this context. There was that one time Dr. Strange for mad at him- oh, it was being a big monster in another place you weren't supposed to be!

Jeff loved being in places he wasn't supposed to be, especially if it was temporarily! He didn't care about the monster part, so long as someone was appreciating him for not being big and scary.

Give him a sandwich Reno and the deal is on. He's sure he can fight whatever the heck an Ifrit is!

@personaei

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Jeff would bite any of his friend's enemies for free. The tuna was a nice bonus!

Point him at those enemies Luna, he's got enemies to chomp.

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Today is a day...

...to bite.

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Dang.

Even Jeff doesn't bite Taro on invitation.

Once was enough, and that was an accident!