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If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

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sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

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I want this so bad

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my birthday is june 4th btw if anyone cares

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh

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Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

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the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh

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listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults 

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HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

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I've perfected a new way to grind any unwanted to conversation to an unproductive screeching halt. I call it Mossing.

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mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it