Call me Hux. Ace Pan. Any pronouns. PhD. Lover of duels, hater of unsolicited treatsies on economic systems, writer of bad slash fic. Cursed pairing pioneer. Tumblr's leading (only) Montgomery expert (moron). Montgomburry stan. 18+ blog. Find me on Ao3 as TheHuxler. Send deranged asks.
I'm a good car dweller in that I'm covert and nobody in the parking lot even knows I'm there but I could see car dweller Burr pulling down to shit on the pavement next to his car before lighting up a cigarette and knocking on random people's windows to ask if they want to hit for a fiver
Renee's reality is hog wild, like she was on Tumblr making totally normal posts about these historical figures to her audience of five, blissfully enjoying isolation until out of nowhere some dude who looks like a rat made a hip hop musical where all the founding fathers are black and it sweeps the nation like capri sun
Also the woman formerly known as my mother LOVES Lucille Bluth unironically and thinks she's a great mother so that should tell you all you need to know
I connected with my mom after years of not talking to her. She started doing the same shit where she's super controlling of everything I do and doesn't back off when I ask her to repeatedly. I confronted her on her behavior and she started gaslighting me about how she didn't say that, and if she did she's allowed to, etc etc etc. I blew up at her and yelled that she literally never changes and this is why I didn't talk to her for three years. I stormed out. When I came back she told me to pack my bags and I told her that as far as I'm concerned my relationship with her is ended. Now she's telling everyone that I can live with her if I get therapy and also that I'm the toxic one for having such a strong emotional response that wasn't warranted by the situation. Because apparently she gets to decide that?
Anyway my whole family does this thing where they'll do something upsetting and I'll get upset, and then I'm the problem for being upset. That it's this toxic behavior for me to be crying and yell at them/confront them. It's never a discussion about their behavior but my own, and they've *never* done anything wrong. Is it abusive to get upset at people for doing things that are upsetting? Everytime I reconnect with them I feel so crazy and mentally ill. They told me I can't live with them unless I get on meds. 1) I don't want to live with them, I like my car just fine. I don't want to be controlled anymore. 2) MEDS FOR WHAT?!?
Hamilton writing a pamphlet (twitter chain) about the male loneliness epidemic after his wife leaves him and his kids won't talk to him because he released a sex tape he made with some random woman (Burr)
Man what ever happened to poetic justice like in the old twilight zone episodes? How long until Elon Musk gets guillotined by the poor safety features on the automatic doors of his own cybertruck? There was a brief moment in 2023 where I thought maybe billionaires really *would* be atomized in their Hunger Games-esque submarines by their own hubris. Was that just a one off? Have we lost something as a species?
As president my first decree is that you can still draw sexy LMM!Hamilton but he *must* be himbofied. Anyone caught drawing realistic sexy LMM!Hamilton art will be shot.
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