Tumgik
Text
Waking up at 7 AM and being queer, like I want to die and my life is over
2 notes · View notes
Video
WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY
83K notes · View notes
Text
I'll send my used underwear to whoever writes Montgomburry fic
5 notes · View notes
Text
I really need to shy away from these unrealistic fantasies like 'living in a house' and 'being a homeowner'
6 notes · View notes
Text
George Washington is a bottom
26 notes · View notes
Text
Marrying a Livingston would have fixed Burr
15 notes · View notes
Text
I'm a good car dweller in that I'm covert and nobody in the parking lot even knows I'm there but I could see car dweller Burr pulling down to shit on the pavement next to his car before lighting up a cigarette and knocking on random people's windows to ask if they want to hit for a fiver
5 notes · View notes
Text
Renee's reality is hog wild, like she was on Tumblr making totally normal posts about these historical figures to her audience of five, blissfully enjoying isolation until out of nowhere some dude who looks like a rat made a hip hop musical where all the founding fathers are black and it sweeps the nation like capri sun
6 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
New home 20 min
Twitter | VK | INPRNT | Leave a tip
150 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Me and the baddie I pulled by being suicidal (x)
256 notes · View notes
Text
Also the woman formerly known as my mother LOVES Lucille Bluth unironically and thinks she's a great mother so that should tell you all you need to know
2 notes · View notes
Text
I connected with my mom after years of not talking to her. She started doing the same shit where she's super controlling of everything I do and doesn't back off when I ask her to repeatedly. I confronted her on her behavior and she started gaslighting me about how she didn't say that, and if she did she's allowed to, etc etc etc. I blew up at her and yelled that she literally never changes and this is why I didn't talk to her for three years. I stormed out. When I came back she told me to pack my bags and I told her that as far as I'm concerned my relationship with her is ended. Now she's telling everyone that I can live with her if I get therapy and also that I'm the toxic one for having such a strong emotional response that wasn't warranted by the situation. Because apparently she gets to decide that?
Anyway my whole family does this thing where they'll do something upsetting and I'll get upset, and then I'm the problem for being upset. That it's this toxic behavior for me to be crying and yell at them/confront them. It's never a discussion about their behavior but my own, and they've *never* done anything wrong. Is it abusive to get upset at people for doing things that are upsetting? Everytime I reconnect with them I feel so crazy and mentally ill. They told me I can't live with them unless I get on meds. 1) I don't want to live with them, I like my car just fine. I don't want to be controlled anymore. 2) MEDS FOR WHAT?!?
Tumblr AITA
7 notes · View notes
Text
Hamilton writing a pamphlet (twitter chain) about the male loneliness epidemic after his wife leaves him and his kids won't talk to him because he released a sex tape he made with some random woman (Burr)
12 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
@binch-i-might-be it's okay to make friends through porn if that porn is fanfiction
34 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
Text
Man what ever happened to poetic justice like in the old twilight zone episodes? How long until Elon Musk gets guillotined by the poor safety features on the automatic doors of his own cybertruck? There was a brief moment in 2023 where I thought maybe billionaires really *would* be atomized in their Hunger Games-esque submarines by their own hubris. Was that just a one off? Have we lost something as a species?
7 notes · View notes
Text
As president my first decree is that you can still draw sexy LMM!Hamilton but he *must* be himbofied. Anyone caught drawing realistic sexy LMM!Hamilton art will be shot.
7 notes · View notes