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guess who used discord images to host their blog shit and now they gotta move shit overrr <3 <3 <3

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obligatory sign in so tumblr doesnt fuck my blog bc thjis is where all my worldbuilding is

i rly dont have the strength to move this shit WHY did i make a new blog

[burstbombbitch]

                   blacklight :: a tool used to reveal secrets with fluorescent light.                                nda :: never show your blood, sweat, or tears.                                     others have endured it. why can't you?

through feigned kidnapping and obfuscation of identity, a pop star has escaped her talent agency. with the truth of her co - worker's murder mid performance beneath the grime of chipped fingernails, she seeks to unveil it all. the agency simply seeks to retrieve their doll.                 with a hefty bounty on her head, would you sell her out?

original character. fandom - friendly. multi - ship, multi - verse. comes in squid, human, or fantasy flavors. can enter any universe against your will. let's roleplay and see where your characters' morals lie.   low activity, chill vibes. written by synnie. carrd. old blog.

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I'll repeat myself one last time for the girls who can't— SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET OUT MY FUCKIN' WAY! I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU'D RUE THE FUCKIN DAY! I WARNED YOU ONCE, I WARNED YOU TWICE READ THE BOARD, NOW IT'S ON SIGHT IF I SEE YOU ON MY HAUNTED GROUNDS, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT TO ME, FED TO THE HOUNDS! 🎨 | alexartxvii

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this blog is 6 years old as of yesterday. wack

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ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.

With the unsolved disappearance of Xiuying Chen, a scared pop princess last seen two years ago on stream, the curtains close on her career at its pinnacle. A new face grabs similar hold on her fans' hearts, though her performances are far west, far from Inkopolis. Instead, this Queen's home base is in the Splatlands — the city of chaos. ©

ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.

With the unsolved disappearance of Xiuying Chen, a scared pop princess last seen two years ago on stream, the curtains close on her career at its pinnacle. A new face grabs similar hold on her fans' hearts, though her performances are far west, far from Inkopolis. Instead, this Queen's home base is in the Splatlands — the city of chaos. ©

ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.

With the unsolved disappearance of Xiuying Chen, a scared pop princess last seen two years ago on stream, the curtains close on her career at its pinnacle. A new face grabs similar hold on her fans' hearts, though her performances are far west, far from Inkopolis. Instead, this Queen's home base is in the Splatlands — the city of chaos. ©

ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.

With the unsolved disappearance of Xiuying Chen, a scared pop princess last seen two years ago on stream, the curtains close on her career at its pinnacle. A new face grabs similar hold on her fans' hearts, though her performances are far west, far from Inkopolis. Instead, this Queen's home base is in the Splatlands — the city of chaos. ©

ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.

With the unsolved disappearance of Xiuying Chen, a scared pop princess last seen two years ago on stream, the curtains close on her career at its pinnacle. A new face grabs similar hold on her fans' hearts, though her performances are far west, far from Inkopolis. Instead, this Queen's home base is in the Splatlands — the city of chaos. ©

ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

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ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.

With the unsolved disappearance of Xiuying Chen, a pop princess last seen two years ago on stream, frightened, the curtains close on her career at its pinnacle. A new face grabs similar hold on her fans' hearts, though her performances are far west, far from Inkopolis. Instead, this Queen's home base is in the Splatlands — the city of chaos. ©

ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

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it was nice taking a trip down memory lane and rereading the blog again. bon is a hell of a character and i hope you're resting well on hiatus. 恭喜发财 to you, bon. youve been through a lot. whatever rest youre getting youve earned and earned well.

i do so pretty often myself. just to remind myself of my growth as an artist, my growth as a writer, the fact that this stupid bitch got me diagnosed for autism, lots. i think about all the great stories i wrote, all the great people i met, all the wonderful people i still am friends with. i think about her a lot, i just hardly have the energy to deal with writing how i did, it takes me forever and i have... less time in the day!

especially recently, and in the future, because i'm getting a promotion soon. i also got directly asked to step up at work because one of our devs is on vacation for two weeks, leaving our senior dev a little overwhelmed. that being said, my hiatus has been well! i got some kudos for stepping up as asked. i'm aiming to do better, but man. software engineering hard. i plan to come back, though i don't have everything ready, and i'm deciding... i kinda don't need to.

her story in splatoon 3 kind of mirrors my exhaustion. i wanted to do some big reveal and whatnot, but i just don't have the time or energy. i can't believe it's even 2 am. i need to go to bed for dnd. but y'know, this and the silly other asks really warmed my heart. i'm so glad you think she's a good char. i worked super hard on her. and while i can't exert myself nearly as much as i did years ago, i wanna bring her back. she's just going to have a ... drastic change. in some ways, a rewind, but in others, not. it's interesting. ever look at yourself enjoying things once you hated? yeah.

... 恭喜发财. Thanks. I feel like I do deserve the rest. I wish I didn't have to play dead to get it. But... at least now I know who I'd rather be.

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it was nice taking a trip down memory lane and rereading the blog again. bon is a hell of a character and i hope you're resting well on hiatus. 恭喜发财 to you, bon. youve been through a lot. whatever rest youre getting youve earned and earned well.

i do so pretty often myself. just to remind myself of my growth as an artist, my growth as a writer, the fact that this stupid bitch got me diagnosed for autism, lots. i think about all the great stories i wrote, all the great people i met, all the wonderful people i still am friends with. i think about her a lot, i just hardly have the energy to deal with writing how i did, it takes me forever and i have... less time in the day!

especially recently, and in the future, because i'm getting a promotion soon. i also got directly asked to step up at work because one of our devs is on vacation for two weeks, leaving our senior dev a little overwhelmed. that being said, my hiatus has been well! i got some kudos for stepping up as asked. i'm aiming to do better, but man. software engineering hard. i plan to come back, though i don't have everything ready, and i'm deciding... i kinda don't need to.

her story in splatoon 3 kind of mirrors my exhaustion. i wanted to do some big reveal and whatnot, but i just don't have the time or energy. i can't believe it's even 2 am. i need to go to bed for dnd. but y'know, this and the silly other asks really warmed my heart. i'm so glad you think she's a good char. i worked super hard on her. and while i can't exert myself nearly as much as i did years ago, i wanna bring her back. she's just going to have a ... drastic change. in some ways, a rewind, but in others, not. it's interesting. ever look at yourself enjoying things once you hated? yeah.

... 恭喜发财. Thanks. I feel like I do deserve the rest. I wish I didn't have to play dead to get it. But... at least now I know who I'd rather be.

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as a reminder, mashed potatoes still do not give additional hit points. plan Accordingly.

excuse me? it should. they're like, one of the easiest, tastiest, most versatile thing! you can have it with anything!

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for anyone that's writing a FUCKING GAMER in the bedroom, mountain dew does NOT MAKE GOOD LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵃᵗᶦˢᶠʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗˢʰᶦᵗ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ ᵃˢᵏ ᵠᵘᵒᵗᵃ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰ. ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵘʳ ʰᵃᶦᵗᵘˢ ᶦˢ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ

bringing back the horror of inappropriate lube scenes huh... god when did i get that shit its own fucking page somewhere... memories fr fr. thank you for filling the batshit crazy ask quota, i'm digging it.

hiatus is going well. i'm bouta end it, though by no means am i coming back as i was before 'cause i have a mentally taxing job and bills and shit. help

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sushi

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 🌺┊      I DO NOT FEAR YOU. Eat me, I dare you, and I will swell in your stomach and leak out your orifices until I reform as normal.

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⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 🌺┊      IT'S LITERALLY JUST A TROPHY that no one is stopping you from getting next time... Why is everyone pissing their pants over it?