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Just thinking of Garth’s pretty purple eyes 💕

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Tim Drake has accidentally drank coffee concentrate with ice before and didn’t notice.

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Jason Todd needs a partner who turns on the light and pulls off the hood of his hoodie when he gets too dark and gloomy. To pull him in a hug before whispering “let’s get drunk and then play mini golf. I’ll buy chili dogs.” Someone to let him be silly.

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An eclipse 😌

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Bro the meeting was nothing. I thought I fucking fired. I almost had a panic attack over it. Fml bro. I’m both relieved and irritated with how scary that message was lmaooo

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I’m starting to hate my job. My manager is micromanaging me and it honestly feels like he’s trying to find some way to fire me. Constantly reviewing my charts and auditing my patients. I can’t help but feel hes just looking for a fireable offense. I don’t know if I should start looking for a new job because I can’t go without income. 😢 he sets up meetings where the entire meeting is just telling me what I did wrong. Fml

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Alfred: oh master Timothy! This gun won’t do. Use this instead (hands him a gun that even a child could shoot.)

Bruce: god where’d you buy that??

Alfred: the gas station. This IS Gotham sir. Now as I was saying, aim for the biggest body mass and once they’re down, 2 in the head should do it.

Bruce: 😨

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

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My brother seriously said he didn’t want a ‘socialist Easter’ when my mom said she had certain things labeled for each grandkid at the egg hunt. I of course chimed in to add that all Easter hunts are socialistic because we bring candy to give to all the children without getting paid. I left mid argument 😂

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I saw the pic for the Justice League movie with aquaman showing off a bunch of tattoos and it got me thinking. Who tf is tattooing aquaman and are they using special needles??? Special dyes? Can he get in the water with a fresh tattoo?

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My fucking tv won’t connect to the fucking internet because it’s Roku and it keeps asking home or dorm and now the motherfucker won’t recognize my WiFi at all so thanks you fucking piece of shit.

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Starlight and Sunset Masterlist

Jason Todd x batgirl!reader

Summary: every Robin needs a Batgirl. Even the doomed one.

Warning: blood, alcohol, cursing, eventually smut.

Part 1 In the Beginning

Part 2 Postmortem

Part 3 New Beginnings

Part 4 All in the Family

Part 5 Down the Drain

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Working all night at the hospital to go straight lab in the morning just hit different

how it feels like to go to a lecture after an allnighter

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Random hero: you ever look at Nightwing and think ‘what a dick’?

Jason: every fucking day

Tim: sometime it just feels right to say

Damian: I’m the only one who can call my brother a dick 😤

Dick: uhhhh…

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Watching Titans because I hate myself and I get mad at the Red Hood. I liked how they changed things at first. There’s always changes that happen in any media. But to have him kill Hank was just weird. There was no reason to force Dawn to try to kill him with an empty gun. It was just evil and there was no greater purpose. It made his character irredeemable. It wasn’t killing bad guys. It was murdering a teammate over a grudge. There are a few things about characters that you can’t change without changing them so much they’re a different person. And the cast was great. It could have been different with better writers. Dc just makes me so mad 🤬 hire good writers

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Rewatching Tom holland Spider-Man movies. Does it feel like those movies came out 1400 years ago??? Or is it just me? Spider-Man homecoming is getting close to 10 years old now 😮

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Ocean eleven but it’s young Justice breaking into Lex Luthor’s buildings to erase info on Kon

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You write for all the pets so you write for batcow lmao I love that

Batcow is the 🐐… or cow. You know what I mean.