cacti-stool
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I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES
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gordon ramsay: fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? from before i tried the main course?
waiter: side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir
gordon ramsay: jesus christ now he's coming over here
gordon ramsay: who the fuck are you, why do you look like me
gordon ramsay, ignoring gordon ramsay: god damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline
waiter: sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable
gordon ramsay: not perfectly stable love? i know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! my past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! it's unsanitary! please bring the chef here i need to have a word with him
both gordon ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?
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One of my favourite pop culture useless pieces of information that I know is the fact that trends in horror movies can tell you about the general fears of the world at any given time in cinematic history.
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
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god i might get flamed for this but nobody writes female characters like homestuck
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my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s
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”There’s just no pleasing you sometimes…”
Made this for our lipsync and accents assignment in school a few weeks back. I have since then cleaned it up a bit and colored ^^
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Interview With Jamison Green. Originally posted on Youtube, by Dr. Lindsey Doe.
TRANSCRIPT:
[Jamison Green sitting on a couch, being interviewed by Dr. Doe. He is wearing a suit shirt and a black jacket, and has a grey beard.]
JAMISON: When I first transitioned, I thought I was going to go get a sex change, then go home and mow my lawn. I did not ever imagine that my life would change at all, because already people- at least half the time, sometimes more- thought I was male. And so, I figured nothing was going to change, I would just feel more comfortable in my body. I realised that there were all these other people out there who were living in fear and shame, because of their differences. And I thought, that is not right. And so I said to them, I’m going to start using my full name in public, and I’m going to start talking about who we are. Don’t be afraid to change in all kinds of ways. Your self can change.
[Jamison and the interviewer high-five.]
INTERVIEWER: I’m impressed by what you’ve done.
JAMISON: Thank you.
END TRANSCRIPT.
Jamison Green was born in 1948. He came out as a trans man the late 1980s and made his transition public, for the benefit of others. He has been an activist since then, and led the FTM community after Lou Sullivan's death.
His contributions to trans rights have been largely erased by mainstream narratives around trans history.
Mr. Green wrote the book Becoming a Visible Man, exploring his experiences as a bisexual trans guy, his relationships with lovers and family, and his struggle to transition. He was involved in the 2012 documentary TRANS, where he advocated on behalf of trans people, and discussed his experiences with being s*xually assaulted.
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