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CalAverage
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calaverage · 4 hours ago
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I'm not that powerful man.
[Morgan is sitting at Starbucks, chai tea in front of her, waiting]
@sicklysweet23
[A person in their early 20s with bright blue walks in. They glance around the store, as if looking for someone.]
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calaverage · 4 hours ago
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Can you be any more specific?
[Morgan is sitting at Starbucks, chai tea in front of her, waiting]
@sicklysweet23
[A person in their early 20s with bright blue walks in. They glance around the store, as if looking for someone.]
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calaverage · 4 hours ago
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Basically
[Morgan is sitting at Starbucks, chai tea in front of her, waiting]
@sicklysweet23
[A person in their early 20s with bright blue walks in. They glance around the store, as if looking for someone.]
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calaverage · 5 hours ago
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I showed you the Black and White, I've got cooky powers, and no.
[Morgan is sitting at Starbucks, chai tea in front of her, waiting]
@sicklysweet23
[A person in their early 20s with bright blue walks in. They glance around the store, as if looking for someone.]
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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As long as they are cool with it it's fine.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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What do the people who have it have to say about that?
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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Oh good.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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It's the seeing someone act differently from you and assuming that person must not be human actually.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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Oh yeah I heard about that. I'll try not to comment on how abelist that is.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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Oh really?
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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Sure it's kinda complicated though. No two people who have it experience it the same. Broad, very general strokes is it makes it harder to grasp societal norms and make your sensory nerves really sensitive to certain things.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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Autism. It's a brain thing.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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I know that in theory but the fancy pants speech is to me like you hearing someone curse. It throws me off. And the tism doesn't make playing by societal rules easy cause most of them are stupid.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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If you're whipping your servants and treating people like shit no amount of good can make up for that. I don't care what they try to say.
And you can't get pissy at me when you withhold the information that would keep me from getting pissy. You make it hard to believe sometimes with your whole "I must serve people it's the only thing I'm good for routine" without something to back it up.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 1 day ago
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You're such a pretentious asshole, you know that? I get that it's the smart way to play things. But you're in a privileged fucking position where you can try and take the slow way. Not all of us are so lucky, and I can't just sit around and wait for things to maybe change centuries down the line. Not because of whatever you think is going on in my head. Because I physically cannot just sit back do nothing and play nice with people who are pure evil.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 2 days ago
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I assume that's similar to Rome.
It's still bullshit.
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
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calaverage · 2 days ago
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What if the system is broken beyond repair?
[Text from an unknown number]
Dear Cal,
I was given this device to attempt to contact you. I hope that your vacation is enjoyable, but I do have a humble request. Once you arrive home, would it be possible for you to forge a “degree” for myself? It would be greatly appreciated, and you would be compensated well.
Sincerely,
Tadius, servant of the Prince
@loyalservant458
Hey dude no problem. High school or college?
Also why are you signing yourself off as a servant of a guy you don't even work for anymore?
53 notes · View notes