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NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin
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"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,
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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal
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the unfunniest people on earth ran out of this bus and beat me with hammers
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in another life i wouldve really liked doing medical malpractice with you
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my gp spent a minute complimenting me on the sloughy texture of my earwax i think Im going tp count this as a win
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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up
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Destiel you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this year
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What if you had a white whale to hunt but god said faggot! You will get a bachelors degree
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I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am
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due to unemployment im having to innovate a new type of beer, the "unemployed beer"
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hey guys.. just heard about something called a โ€œwork beerโ€. giving it a try and iโ€™ll let you know how it goes ๐Ÿค™
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Harold John Wilde Gilman (British, 1876ย โ€“ 1919)
A Portrait In Profile: Mary L. Harold Gilman, 1914. Private collection
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Today's Seal Is: The Howler
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