calyroco
calyroco
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You cannot convince me Delaware is a real place in modern times. As far as I'm concerned, it disappeared long ago. Fr*nch is a bullshit language, and I do not respect it. I'm a twenty something lady who really likes reading fiction and looking at art. Sometimes I post panels from comics I'm reading. When I do,I put the name in the tags. I also do this when I'm posting about novels I'm reading or games I'm playing. Birthday is July 2nd . My native language is English and I know some Spanish but keep in mind it's my second language. Not a super raunchy blog, but I do dabble in reblogging less than family friendly content. I use VAYOR in place of the NSFW tag to indicate there's lots of nudity or a very skimpy outfit.
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calyroco 4 hours ago
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Getting snacks for the team!
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calyroco 6 hours ago
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DONT HUG ME IM BEAR-ED
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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Fashion studies: dark elf edition. The shiny leather ones are always fun, doesn't feel like it's coming together until you pull back and see that it does.
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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Yoink!
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calyroco 7 hours ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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calyroco 8 hours ago
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At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"
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calyroco 10 hours ago
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Instead of this whole "unlearning shame" bullshit, we should really be teaching people to distinguish between when you feel bad because you genuinely did wrong and when you're just beating yourself up for no good reason.
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calyroco 10 hours ago
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My personal solution to the Internet of Things surveillance/botnetting issue is to make all IoT devices write-only terminals. You can send instructions to them, but they can neither be read from nor initiate outgoing network communication. This would create vastly more problems than it solves, which is why we should do it immediately.
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calyroco 10 hours ago
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"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3
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calyroco 11 hours ago
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You censored the word badass, you won't be calling anyone anything like this
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calyroco 11 hours ago
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calyroco 12 hours ago
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calyroco 12 hours ago
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Intrigued by the people who say they're into history but cannot stand the thought of hearing about the thoughts, feelings and opinions of people whose values were shaped by a completely fundamentally different environment, and immediately become offended and outraged by the idea that someone whose world was completely different would have a different worldview without being ontologically irredeemable and evil in every way.
Looking up different times, thinking "there better not be any fucking 'it was a different time' in here."
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