cambrioleur
cambrioleur
Gentleman Cambrioleur
251 posts
a Lupin (Netflix) fan blog(he/him)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
cambrioleur · 7 hours ago
Text
What the Lupin characters would do on Valentines' Day
Assane: makes a massive public romantic gesture that would be cringe if he wasn't 100% sincerely committed to it (the lovebombing also doubles as an apology for something shitty he did a week earlier)
Tumblr media
Claire: spends the evening trying to comfort a distraught Raoul because he didn't get any Valentine's cards at school
Tumblr media
Ben: creates a really cool, intricate piece of jewelry for a person he's interested in but never actually gives it to them because he's convinced his feelings are unrequited
Tumblr media
Guédira: won't shut up about the historical lore origins of Valentine's Day
Tumblr media
Belkacem: shits all over the entire concept of Valentine's Day because she's uncomfortable talking about romantic feelings in any context
Tumblr media
0 notes
cambrioleur · 14 hours ago
Text
ALTERNATE TAKE: Claire said "I've been publicly humiliated and slandered for an entire year but my son and I still deserve happiness and companionship even if I have to do chaotic things to attain it" and honestly good for her
never forget that Claire was 100% ready to risk it all for a man who looked like a weirdly buff, AI-generated Barack Obama, had an off-putting reedy voice, and was her son's coach
Tumblr media
9 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 2 days ago
Text
never forget that Claire was 100% ready to risk it all for a man who looked like a weirdly buff, AI-generated Barack Obama, had an off-putting reedy voice, and was her son's coach
Tumblr media
9 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 6 days ago
Text
Filming dates? Casting notices? Preproduction? Am I dreaming?
Tumblr media
@cant-get-worse-than-this
@behindlupin
Paris: girl and boy from 8-14 years wanted for the Netflix series "Lupin" with Omar Sy.
Join the thrilling universe of the Netflix series "Lupin" alongside the talented Omar Sy!
We are looking for young actors for a memorable sequence in a restaurant in Paris, scheduled for late April 2025.
Roles sought:
Role: A boy, aged eight to ten, with blond or light brown hair, with a lively and cheerful personality.
Silent extra: A young girl of twelve to fourteen, of North African descent.
This is an incredible opportunity to participate in a famous production!
11 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 8 days ago
Text
Guédira is never beating the allegations
3 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 10 days ago
Text
part 4 release date in 2030 is going to hit like crack
Tumblr media
5 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 11 days ago
Text
tfw you get put in timeout during recess and have to sit on the bench and watch while all the other kids do cool shit
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 14 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
4 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 15 days ago
Text
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
113K notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 16 days ago
Text
if Assane was real he'd beat the shit out of Elon Musk
5 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 24 days ago
Text
Omar Sy really had his birthday on Trump's inauguration 💀💀
4 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 27 days ago
Text
Bruno vs Ben, essentially
Tumblr media
8 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 29 days ago
Text
Same energy
Tumblr media Tumblr media
265 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 1 month ago
Text
IDEA: a Lupin spinoff about the adventures of Assane and friends in the late 90s. The main cast is for the most part already in place and it's hard to see how a YA show based on an already-successful Netflix product wouldn't do numbers.
I do think they'd need to re-cast young Ben, though. I wasn't really that impressed by the performance of the actor playing him, particularly when compared with how great Mamadou Haidara (young Assane) and Ludmilla Makowski (young Claire) have been.
But aside from that, go wild. Find young actors to play Guédira and Belkacem at 11-ish years old and throw that in the mix as well.
6 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 1 month ago
Text
Claire will see Assane for two minutes and be like "I've been cheated by you since I don't know when so I made up my mind it must come to an end look at me now will I ever learn I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control there's a fire within my soul just one look and I can hear a bell ring one more look and I forget everything mamma mia here I go again my my how can I resist you mamma mia does it show again my my just how much I've missed you"
4 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 1 month ago
Text
one of the top dynamics of all time
Friend #1: the reckless yet charming and likable one who frequently cheats and lies to get his way but who nevertheless tries to be there for those he cares about
Friend #2: the anxious, neurotic one who is frequently self-conscious and full of self-doubt; somehow feels like both the oldest and the youngest of the group at the same time
Friend #3: the emotionally mature one who is also more mischievous than she lets on; is the girlfriend of friend #1 but cares about friend #2 and wants him to succeed
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
ngl a Ferris Bueller style spinoff of Assane's adventures as a teenager in the late '90s would do numbers
(also, not Jeanie and Belkacem having that exact same "if you talk to me I will kick your ass" face lmao)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
6 notes · View notes
cambrioleur · 2 months ago
Text
Ben
Tumblr media
10 notes · View notes