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kanemochii:

So scary.

Now hurry up and let me kill you.

Nah, I think I’d rather do this.

[ For the first time in the conversation, he blinked to the sound of a loud car crash not too far away. Kaleb silently chuckled to the sounds of screams, alarms, and even more cars piling up. ]

You. What are you doing here and why are you alive?

Preparing for disaster, because that’s what I like to do.

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❝ You have no power over me. ❞

“Yeah, I’m not really a people person. I’m more of a thing and/or place controlling person.”

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ＬＡＢＹＲＩＮＴＨ → the sentence meme

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

❝ I ask for so little. ❞

❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞

❝ Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave.❞

❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞

❝ That’s not fair! ❞

❝ Give me the child. ❞

❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞

❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞

❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞

❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞

❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞

❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞

❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞

❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞

❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞

❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞

❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞

❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞

❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞

❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞

❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞

❝ You have no power over me. ❞

❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞

❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞

❝ Was that wrong? ❞

❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞

❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞

❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞

❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞

❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞

❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞

❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞

❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞

❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. ❞

❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞

❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞

❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞

❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞

❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞

❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞

❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞

❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞

❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞

❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞

❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞

❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞

❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞

❝ I do believe in you. ❞

❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞

❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞

❝ I can’t live within you. ❞

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What is sleep, and can it be achieved through reverse osmosis.

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kanemochii replied to your post:I love freaking people out.

You’re not that scary.

I am if I’m trying.

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I love freaking people out.

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I’m ‘designed’ to just hang out and have a good time. Hell, the longer you hang out with me the worse it’s gonna be for you. I don’t remember what happened to the last guy that tried to kill me but no one’s really heard from him again.

You. What are you doing here and why are you alive?

Preparing for disaster, because that’s what I like to do.

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You’re a bounty hunter...

You. What are you doing here and why are you alive?

Preparing for disaster, because that’s what I like to do.

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kanemochii replied to your post “What dingus came up with the idea that killing crickets was bad luck?”

It's like stabbing the moon: You're destroying a vital part of night time. Except no one would miss crickets. Not at all.

Okay, but we can still tell when it’s nighttime without crickets.

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kanemochii:

Don’t care. You’re still a monster.

[ He readies himself once more, but with slight hesitation. He’s actually deciding on if he should actually attack or leave the thing alone. ]

So you beat up things you don’t understand. Yeah, I get that. I did the same thing.

[ While that was an outright lie, he figured he might as well try to weasel his way out of a broken wing and a concussion. ]

You. What are you doing here and why are you alive?

Preparing for disaster, because that’s what I like to do.

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kanemochii:

Well, that’s a shame. You probably should stop preparing for disaster right about now.

[ He pulls out his fans, preparing to attack. ]

I’m here to stop it.

Hahaha... Whoa there, fucko I’m not actually gonna do anything.

[ Kaleb puts out hands almost like branches to show he has no means to fight. Granted, that doesn’t mean he isn’t gonna try to piss this guy off. ]

You. What are you doing here and why are you alive?

Preparing for disaster, because that’s what I like to do.

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solitalupus replied to your post:What dingus came up with the idea that killing...

Why would you kill crickets in the first place?

Because this is my house, not theirs!

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You. What are you doing here and why are you alive?

Preparing for disaster, because that’s what I like to do.

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What dingus came up with the idea that killing crickets was bad luck?

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I can’t believe that car chase ended in a seven car pile up.

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