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The player opening undertale post no mercy route fr
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fuck it
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ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED
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Please don’t get a mastectomy. You are clearly not making a sound mental decision. Genuinely do not have an elective amputation that is entirely unnecessary. Do not permanently remove a functioning healthy body part because you hate your body. Your feelings may change one day but you can never have your body parts back again
not only am i going to get my tits cut off, i’m going to enjoy it the entire time. i’m going to get off on it. and after i’ve enjoyed the intentional, erotic dissection of my flesh, i’m gonna go to the beach. and i’m gonna take my shirt off to show off the scars where they cut into me, and i’ll laugh so fucking hard. and when i laugh, stranger, it’s gonna be at you.
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IN TEARS get my boy OUT of there
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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway
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Luigi fans who hate Mario are insane because if you ever told Luigi you hate Mario he would start crying and then put his dukes up while still crying
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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
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the unfunniest people on earth ran out of this bus and beat me with hammers
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Babies
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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— December 5, 1914 / Franz Kafka diaries
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— December 18, 1913 / Franz Kafka diaries
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can you guys take my uquiz
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