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I was feeling silly

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Does anyone know when approximately does what we do in the shadows come out? Because I’m already dying pleaseeee I need information

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guillermo isn’t going to turn into a vampire in s6 he’s going to turn into a witch so he can stay youthful forever alongside the vampires and he’s going to be in no short supply of semen because he and nandor are going to be having buckwild vampire/witch sex every single day. trust me I saw it in a dream

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Sometimes I remember everything season 5 gave us and I lose my mind all over again. Like:

Nandor thinking he forgot Guillermo’s birthday so he makes everyone go to dinner to celebrate and then buys Guillermo something he said he wanted to surprise him.

Nandor being extremely jealous of Guillermo’s time and attention.

More Nandor dick lore: not only has Guillermo seen it and given it his stamp of approval, re-designed it, and is all Nandor can think about when he uses it...Guillermo has also now circumcised it. 💀

Nandor going to space to impress Guillermo because he's jealous of all the time he's spending with Laszlo.

Nandor and Guillermo walking home together after the Pride Parade to find their housemates in the midst of an orgy, and Nandor inviting Guillermo to join.

Guillermo being a dad again.

Guillermo saying he loves Nandor the most.

Nandor once again trying to goad Guillermo into defending his importance to Nandor and being visibly taken aback and disappointed when Guillermo doesn't bite.

Nandor being all smitten and dreamy-eyed as he describes Guillermo slaughtering a theatre full of vampires for him like it's a fond memory.

Nandor begging the Baron to show mercy to Guillermo.

Nandor clutching at one of Guillermo’s sweaters like a security blanket and looking distraught at the thought of losing him.

Nandor falling to his knees, holding Guillermo's head so gently in his lap, stroking his hair, crying when he thought he was dead, and arguing that Guillermo was more than just a familiar to him.

Nandor staring sadly out his window wishing Guillermo well, thinking he's lost him forever.

Nandor's face and the way he says Guillermo’s name when Guillermo pops out of his coffin.

The fact that when Guillermo was in danger he ran to the safest place he knew, and it was NANDOR'S COFFIN.

Nandor having a card Guillermo gave him over a decade ago memorized word for word, proving once and for all that he has ALWAYS cared more for Guillermo than is considered seemly for a vampire, even from the very beginning.

Nandor declaring he knows Guillermo better than anyone.

Nandor calling Guillermo "good boy."

The tears in Guillermo’s eyes when he confesses what he did to Nandor, and how afraid he was of hurting him.

Nandor's look of absolute heartbreak when Guillermo confesses that he asked someone else to turn him.

The implications of "you could have asked me!" in the context of the fact that Guillermo hadn't actually brought up his turning to Nandor at all between 3x10 and 5x01 (the implication being if he HAD asked again, Nandor would have done it).

Guillermo finally admitting that being a vampire had become more about being closer to his found family than about vampirism itself for him.

Nandor knowing all along how to get Guillermo to come to him but not using it until he had decided not to kill him.

Nandor forgiving Guillermo for something considered utterly unforgivable, accepting what is considered a massive humiliation, and getting over it for Guillermo’s sake.

Yerno Nandor looking at Guillermo’s baby pictures with his mother-in-law.

Nandor putting his life in Guillermo’s hands and speaking to him in Farsi.

Guillermo instinctively hypnotizing his own mother to protect Nandor.

Nandor inviting Guillermo home with him and declaring he will live with them all as an equal.

Nandor knowing immediately why Guillermo wasn't a vampire, and how to fix it (implying he HAS thought of turning him).

Nandor being so excited at Guillermo’s transformation, quite literally happier than we've ever seen him.

Nandor looking out for Guillermo after his transformation and knowing something was wrong, then revealing he has always feared Guillermo would not thrive as a vampire (essentially reframing his whole attitude toward turning Guillermo all this time).

Nandor giving Guillermo a choice and another chance, creating a whole ceremony for him because he DOES know Guillermo, all while looking sad the entire time and utterly devastated when Guillermo chooses not to remain a vampire.

Nandor breaking the only real taboo for vampires in front of half a dozen witnesses for Guillermo’s sake.

Basically just...absolute confirmation that Nandor loves Guillermo back and has always cared about him.

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istg if nandermo isn’t canon in s6 i’ll fucking kill myself. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER???????

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happy pride month

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Kai Winn is so funny.

Imagine you’re The Pope and the second coming of Jesus happens and he Hates you.

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yonderland, but its every time i wonder who the real target audience was

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TBC?

I felt like this was a scene that was robbed from us somehow

I hope I haven’t butchered the Arabic expressions because I didn’t find enough sources on them. ‘Ya wael’ was supposed to mean ‘oh, warrior’.

On Twitter

On Instagram: part 1 and part 2

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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

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Please I need help

In Yonderland in s1 ep 2 “The wizard Bradley” there is a moment when Debbie and Elf get back to the city to find Bradley. And it starts with Simon holding a puppet (and the plot twist it’s actually Simon who is a puppet) AND I don’t understand what he is saying there

Can someone please tell me it’s really important

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Pat: When I died I didn't get to spend my last moments with people I loved

*camera cuts to a shot of the Captain*

Pat: but now I'm ready *looks quite pointedly at the Captain*

Idk about you guys but that, as well as the "Can't sleep?" Scene between them minutes before feels pretty ship worthy

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mutuals do this!!!!

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say what you want about him but black pete didn’t miss even once this season. “oh look, running water” “i can’t do it. i’ve never even seen one of these things before” “you have impeccable balance, babe” “they must’ve been really into geometry” “you’re making it really hard to look up to you right now” “come find me when blackbeard isn’t living in your head rent free” “i never hear anything about the fact that you lived” “we’re sort of in the pre revenge window” just absolute bangers all around, no one is doing it like him

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For the purposes of the question, caribou, elk, and all species of deer count. Moose do not count, but I'd be shocked if many people have seen a wild moose but never a deer.

For a bonus, tell me in the tags about your Deer Experiences.