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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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My first language doesn't have gendered pronouns at all, but it must be a headache and a half to live in a language where you've got, like, plurals of those things. Like you're just hanging out with your amigas and then someone comes out and suddenly it's your amigos and since it's still the same people now it's anyone's business to want to know who it was who made the whole squad change pronouns.

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severely funny poll

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Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

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introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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i put this on twitter but it feels like the sort of thing i should subject everyone to

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@importantcatpics

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LMFAO

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when you listen to a song for the first time and the lyrics deeply resonate with you

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Id like to share something wit u

tres nuggets de pollo 🥹

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What the hell she drew a man

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You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends