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Charles W. Stewart, Monster Brains

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stay strong queen your dick is huge

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When you start opening up to people

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You used me? For my vibe?

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you’re going to get yourself where you want to be.

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i feel like i made myself up

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hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

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Impressions, Evan Lane

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And everything is going fine, Melissa Schriek (because)

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me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

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Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

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having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

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ig: claricetheillustrator