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Hero Batman x Villain Green Lantern (Hal)

Tags: Batlantern / Hal Jordan x Bruce Wayne / Hurt no Comfort / Angst / Villain x Hero. / Character Death

"My journey ends when I say it can end, Bats. Don't doubt me on that."

The sky parts pleasantly. The hues of red and orange mesh together as a wonderful blend of colors. The clouds break into smaller pieces, cluster in with the larger ones and keep the sky partially clear.

The air felt humid, it was warm but not too warm and it wasn't cold, not really. The temperature felt just right. There, the two men who were lying down on the rough pavement looked up.

Hal took shallow breaths, feeling the life from his soul leave his skin. His mouth parts, his voice barely above a whisper. "Catch me if you can, Bats." He wheezed out a chuckle, struggling to stay still. He was lying on the concrete as his body was atop of Bruce's arm.

Hal couldn't turn to his side, no matter how much he struggled. It was far too painful, the blood was seeping out quick. The hit he took punctured his abdomen, ultimately piercing his organs.

Even if he couldn't face Bruce, he could feel that the man was crying. He wanted to turn to him and reach out, wanting to place a gentle hand on his face and wipe those tears away.

But, Hal didn't dawdle. He took a deep breath, as best as he could, and plastered a gentle smile across his face before speaking up again, his voice much clearer than the last time. "I never thought seeing my world end on a lovely sunset would be so.. mesmerizing, it's peaceful." His voice tinged with softness.

His hands still stained red, all he could see as he turned his head was the face of a man who truly cared about him. He gave his brightest smile yet, whispering softly.

"I love you, Spooky."

He took a deeper breath, feeling the oxygen leave him. "I hope that in another life, we both can enjoy the feeling of falling in love." He said with the remaining ounce of strength his body allowed him to exume.

"Why not this one..?"

Bruce's voice cracked. His eyes flooded as tears started streaming down his face, leaving Hal to be shocked, then, Hal's expression softened.

"You know why.."

As he smiled one last time, the soul in his eyes left slowly. His body took one last breath and stilled. Bruce held Hal's body closely towards him. Heaving out cries of agony.

"I love you too.. damnit."

Hal never heard these words as he left.

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Hi! I don't want to be weird or anything, but I looked at your greenbat headcannons. And they inspired me to write some of my own? But. They're greenbat in a dom/sub relationship. And your post specifically says you are a minor. So. How much would you hate it if I reblogged your headcannons with some of my dommy bat subby lanter ones? Again, sorry if this is weird! I'm very new to tumblr, I don't know the culture very well yet. (Reposting this here just in case you didn't see the dm I sent you)

I won't hate anything you write. My content is like super free for interpretation and you can do whatever.

I'm fine with nsfw content either way, it doesn't bother me at all! Some of my posts are implied to have nsfw and subtlety that they do fuck.

So really, just do whatever! :))

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WOAH??? OH MY GOSH IM IN LOVE.

BATLANTERN POST MISSION!

Hal, clearly exhausted and is running on half a braincell:

Bruce, who's silent most of the trip back:

Hal: You know, Spooky. What if I did something stupid.

Bruce, who's too tired to filter out what he would say: You're already stupid, I'll gladly do you.

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal:....

Bruce:...

Hal: What.

Bruce: I said what I said.

Hal, blushing like a madlad: WHAT?!

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BATLANTERN HEADCANONS!

(They took over my brain)

- Bruce has had to keep their schedules from intertwining because whenever they get paired up, they end up doing nothing and just start goofing around

- Hal periodically visits the mansion and knows about the Robins (and their other hero identities when they grew up). If anything, he thought it was pretty clear who they were considering they've been fighting beside them for literal years and thought the others knew too.

- Hal is a great cook, Bruce for all the skills he has can only make a decent breakfast sandwich. But whenever he does cook breakfast for Hal, Hal praises his food to be genuinely one of the most amazing things he's ever tasted.

- Whenever a rare opportunity arises that they can spend alone time together, they don't get it on. They ask each other questions that have been pestering them for the past few weeks.

- Batlantern is a married couple who's over each other's shit. They are stingy, stubborn, and argue like cats and dogs. But in civilian form, they're more domestic. They still bicker a lot, but the tension really dies down and they're more tame than in their superhero identities.

- Hal is good with children. On seperate occasions, Damian actually grew fond of Hal because he gave Alfred(the cat) a treat, without him (Damian) telling him to do so.

- Bruce is the big spoon, while Hal is the little spoon!

- Bruce doesn't use petnames, and Hal loves to use petnames!!

- Hal's petnames: Spooky, Bats, Baby, Babe

- Bruce names for Hal: Jordan, Hal, (Sometimes it slips out): Sweetheart.

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these look so fucking cool holy shit??

Natasha & Clint + symbiotes in Black Widow & Hawkeye (2024) #4

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BATLANTERN POST MISSION!

Hal, clearly exhausted and is running on half a braincell:

Bruce, who's silent most of the trip back:

Hal: You know, Spooky. What if I did something stupid.

Bruce, who's too tired to filter out what he would say: You're already stupid, I'll gladly do you.

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal:....

Bruce:...

Hal: What.

Bruce: I said what I said.

Hal, blushing like a madlad: WHAT?!

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HOLY TITS.

the Hawkeye initiative is the best thing ever.

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Natasha: You wanna grab a bite to eat?

Tony: Sure. Clint too?

Natasha: Haven't seen him in a while. I don't think he’s awake right now.

Clint, from atop the fridge: You'd be incorrect in that conjecture, Natasha.

Natasha: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-

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When people threaten BatLantern's civilian disguises right in front of them, the situation goes just a little like this..

Beuce and Hal, minding their own business until some random dude starts to egg on Bruce.

Hal, who's actively trying to stop himself from punting this guy into orbit because no one, no one insults his spooky and gets away with it: I suggest you get the hell away from him, douchebag.

Random Dude: Or What? You his boyfriend or sumthin'?

Hal: Actually, I am! So I suggest you get the fuck away from my BOYFRIEND before I launch your ass into Lex Luthor's tower. (He shows his glowing ring, and that his hand is curled into a fist.)

When Hal is getting insulted:

Bruce: Say one more thing about him and I will drain all of the money you have stored in your bank account. I have personal records of you, I know exactly who you are and what you are. I dare you to say anything and you will be brought down in a total of 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

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don’t ask why i thought of them when i saw the original screenshot i just did

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BatLantern in WYFILWMA

Bruce: Would you fall in love with me aga-

Hal: Are you implying that I stopped being in love with you?! What the fuck???

Hal: I've been waiting. WAITING FOR YOUR SWEET ASS TO COME BACK HOME TO ME, AND YOU! YES YOU! HAVE THE AUDACITY TO IMPLY THAT I HAVE STOPPED LOVING YOU AFTER WAITING FOR 20. 20 FUCKING YEARS??

Bruce: Well, I thought-

Hal: You thought wrong! SO WRONG!

Hal: IF I TRULY DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD BE COMING BACK, I WOULD NOT BE HERE!RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. YOU.

Bruce:

Hal: [Sobbing intensely because he truly missed his spooky idiot and he's been so damn lonely having to deal with all these annoying ass suitors alone.]

Bruce is the first one to embrace Hal, and they're both just crying: I love you so much.

Hal, who's giggling his ass off: I know. Love you too spooky.

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I HAVE ANOTHER PROPOSAL.

Birdflash as Odypen

Imagine this: Dick as Odysseus, and Wally as Penelope.

MODERN (DC COMICS) AU:

Wherein, Dick Grayson gets stuck in a time vacuum or another planet where it'd be impossible to get out of in a matter of a few years. While the Bats and Wally work together to find a way to get Dick out of there, they didn't have much luck.

Wally was known for being fast, his powers were based on that. Having to wait for 20 years before he could see Dick again taught him how to slow down. How he could enjoy the world around him and that he didn't need to always be fast.

When Dick comes back, Wally was the first to know. After all, the shift in the environment was subtle but to Wally it screamed very loud. Because he knew how Dick would make it clear when he's back.

THE ODYSSEY AU:

Wally trolls the suitors so much that they're exasperated and tired from all the things Wally makes them do. To the most ridiculous challenge he's ever given them, to being absolutely flat out annoying.

Dick, who just wants to go home back to his wife(husband) finds the sheer annoyance of the suitors to be quite understandable. But, he also hates that Wally has suitors. Could they not respect their king enough to back off? They threatened to hurt his wife(husband) and his son! How fucking dare they!

I like to think that is is cute 😋💗

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Weird take, BUT!

BatLantern but make it Ody and Penelope.

Objectively, Bruce would make for a great penelope and Hal for Odysseus. But! But!

What if it waz switched? Cause you know, a mission suddenly going wrong or Bruce is stuck inside a time space where it takes him forever to get out of?

And imagine, the setting of the Odyssey, and Hal's just impatient about Bruce's return. He's already cussed him out so many times, you'd think he'd suddenly catch on fire in the middle of his journey. He also would definitely entertain the suitors by giving them weird challenges that only Bruce could know. For example, how many moles does he have in total? Yeah no one knows except Bruce, the funny thing is, it takes them months to figure that out before Hal starts trolling again.

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Had this vision of Hermes coming to pick up 108 souls from Odysseus' palace and being, well, creative about it XD (the other one is Amphinomus)

That pen is about to be exploited in ways unspecified in user manual

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GIVE HIM A SON SHE ACTUALLY LOVES?! OH BROTHER

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

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Hermes WIP