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That was fun!

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Painfully accurate. Remember, culture and race are not costumes.

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This is perfect

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I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

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full offense but if you make fun of autistic/similarly neurodivergent people for doing things like flapping and rocking and chewing on things you are not allowed to enjoy glitter jars/slime/paint mixing videos

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GIF commission

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If I say Badminton Cabbagepatch, you automatically know who I’m talking about.

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Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

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why does the world hurt ?

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here is how I make my slime ! 💚 ✨first, I mix 1 tablespoon of glue with a little less than 4 tablespoons of water 

✨once those are mixed together I add any glitter that I want 

✨after i mix the glitter I add a bit less than 1 tablespoon of borax powder [EDIT: you can replace borax with liquid starch to produce a pretty similar result]

✨the borax takes a long time to mix in, sometimes you might have to use your hands and get a little messy!

 ✨sometimes you may need to add more water, I add a few drops at a time to make sure it doesn’t get too wet

 ✨letting the slime sit for a few hours (or even a few days) makes it a lot more stretchy, you may have to be patient! 

✨I add essential oils to my slime so it doesn’t just smell like glue, this is purely for my own enjoyment it has nothing to do with the recipe

✨please let me know if you have any questions !

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Do my mutuals feel like talking to me?

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Eating would be considered a pretty expensive hobby if eating was optional.

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If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them

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at the club

me: hey are you drinking hennesey 

hot girls: what? me: cause you’re the only hens I see

hot girls: what? me slightly louder: cause you’re the only hens I see