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cave-systemm · 18 hours
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I had to
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cave-systemm · 2 days
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im sorry he did what now?
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cave-systemm · 3 days
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Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺
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cave-systemm · 3 days
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Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?
I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.
Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:
Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.
Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.
Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.
Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.
Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.
Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.
Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.
And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.
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cave-systemm · 3 days
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A girl is a thing that makes noises sometimes.
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cave-systemm · 3 days
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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cave-systemm · 3 days
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wish u were here🐟
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cave-systemm · 6 days
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Impulse and Skizz as a demon and an angel respectively is also funny bc impulse has really good luck and Skizz has really bad luck. You see an angel and a demon fall from the sky and the demon lands nicely in a puddle of water, and the angel face plants onto a cactus. And they live like that forever
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cave-systemm · 6 days
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i can't remember if I've already posted this clip but I'm doing it again because it's one of my favorites ever (volume warning)
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joe: y'know what, it's fine! every time I see your face I'm abjectly terrified. but y'know i- I try to be-
pearl (overlapping): oh.
joe: -polite and keep it in, but y'know what, if it'll help you... um... let me just step away from the microphone-
[joe screams bloody murder]
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cave-systemm · 6 days
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The Hermits have figured out that passing around a horn resets the timer on it, so multiple people can activate it in a row without the cooldown (just the item pickup delay).
This culminates in Etho, Gem, Tango, Skizz, and Joel passing around and rapid-firing a horn of Impulse's spice-induced whimpering, interrupted only by their own laughter, for like a solid minute.
I can't believe this fucking server. /pos
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cave-systemm · 7 days
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im basically normal if you really dont think about it
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cave-systemm · 7 days
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im basically normal if you really dont think about it
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cave-systemm · 7 days
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im basically normal if you really dont think about it
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cave-systemm · 7 days
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im basically normal if you really dont think about it
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cave-systemm · 7 days
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im basically normal if you really dont think about it
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cave-systemm · 8 days
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I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone talking about this moment from Skizz’s Tuesday stream.
Impulse why are you like this 😭😭😭
First hohmygod and now this?? Lmao
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cave-systemm · 8 days
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everyhermit gives zero shits about making videos and just want to hang out and it's awesome
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