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Also means they are no longer paying any stupid after-market subscription fees or maintenance costs to the dealership which cuts into revenue


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Also ignores the rate of sudden mysterious gastrointestinal deaths of married men dropping afterwards too

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked



monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
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Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!
Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!
Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.
Separatist: wh
Separatist: why are you called like that
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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I didn’t even let him speak before I shot that fatbot at his head, it was on sight
Redraw of a shitpost I made in 2018
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