Um chamelo just escaped and is now playing in the middle of the road in heavy traffic with 2 marbles are you going to like go get him or…….
LEAVE HIM hes having fun
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Um chamelo just escaped and is now playing in the middle of the road in heavy traffic with 2 marbles are you going to like go get him or…….
LEAVE HIM hes having fun
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Sam: I-It's not what you think, Max! Honest, I've never seen this guy before! They just showed up on our roleplay post, you saw my reaction! I don't trust 'em, all right?
*he notices Max looking at the axe and takes a step backwards*
Don't you go all yandere on me, little buddy, you hear? Do you want to be bad gay rep so your mom continues to be homophobic?
Hm...
Either way, I guess our relationship is kind of already toxic yaoi. With you constantly assuming I'm cheating on you, and ya keep being possessive over me!
Max, I ain't sure I want to keep being in this yaoiful relationship with you, now that I think about it. Maybe your mom is right. I don't think I really like gay people anymore.
*Sam shuffles his feet and awkwardly looks down at the floor, awaiting Max's response. He knows this won't turn out well.*
Can we roleplay sam and max angst
Ok lets do it ill be sam
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Sam: Mind your business *bares teeth and snarls*
Can we roleplay sam and max angst
Ok lets do it ill be sam
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THIS SERVER IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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Sam: Aw, don't worry, little buddy! *he reassuringly pats Max's head and smiles*
I can think of a few ways to un-homophobic her... One of them may be a bit extreme, though. *looks at gun*
*Sam rubs his chin as he thinks, and a lightbulb goes off.*
Sam: Ah! I know! We'll show her one of those, er, yaoi mangas the fourteen year old fujoshis obsessed with Enstars and Genshin over on Twitter (now called X) read! That'll for sure get your mom to change her mind! Quick, go online and find as many yaois as you can! Whaddya say, Max? We'll plaster her house with every page!
Can we roleplay sam and max angst
Ok lets do it ill be sam
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Can we roleplay sam and max angst
Ok lets do it ill be sam
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WABA GOBA BEEPLE BEEBO💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
@cephalonheadquarters Wabagaba googa
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coming out as a chronic yapper
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I need carrying around a stuffed animal friend to be normalized
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