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Arab Wash really cemented in my brain at lightning speed I need to know when and in which direction this man prayed on the mother of invention now

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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A humble security guard saving our planet from the aliens o7

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public service announcement

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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

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“The whole film is about switching the personas of the characters. Adam starts off really reckless…and just angry. Like a loose cannon, essentially. And the doctor starts off really calm and controlled, collected. But the idea is by the end of the film the two of them have swapped characteristics. So the doctor becomes the guy who’s foaming and spitting, and Adam’s the one saying, ‘calm down, we can find a way out of this.’”

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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Getting my IUD in hurt so bad. I think they ran out of copper IUDs and jammed one of those novelty smashed pennies from the museum crank machine into my uterus and said, "Close enough." I think there's a picture of a T-Rex up there and now I can't get pregnant.

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I had a stupid idea

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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I wish everybody was anxious enough to be as spacially aware in the grocery store as me

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I wish Carrie & Lowell felt less like a sucessful exercise in generating “Sadness” and more like a collection of songs that the artist cared about writing

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Y'all can't just let him trip in here alone

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it